Bar Refaeli is now single because she danced too close to a 70 year-old rock star

Good news, boys. Supermodel Bar Refaeli and her boyfriend broke up because reportedly Bar was getting her swerve on too close to a rock legend 41 years older than her. Can you guess who we might be talking about? No, not Bob Dylan, silly. He’s 44 years her senior. It was none other than Mick Jagger his damn self. You know that whole Moves Like Jagger shit is real, right?

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According to a recent report, 29 year-old Refael and her boyfriend (??) Adi Ezra called it quits after Bar and Adi were in Tel Aviv for her birthday to see the Stones. Then reportedly later in the evening Jagger “was romantically linked with a mystery brunette … at an exclusive Rolling Stones party” and Adi ended up pulling Bar off the dance floor after getting a little too close to the legendary lothario. They reportedly have not spoken since.

That’s a shame.

Of course this is nothing new to a man of Mick Jagger’s stature…

A friend of Jagger’s explained: “He’s been up to his old tricks with women since the tour started a couple of weeks ago. There have been several already. Everybody is really pleased about it, delighted actually. It’s god to see him back in the saddle. The woman in Zurich, he picked up in a nightclub. It was just a passing fling and is over now and he has moved onto the next one. To Jagger, having sex is like taking a beer out of the fridge.”

“Sex is like taking a beer out of the fridge.”

That, my friends, is what separates legends like Leonardo DiCaprio and Mick Jagger from the rest of us mere mortals. Our only hope is to continue to live vicariously through them. Godspeed, my brothers.

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