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Ranking the hot hookups of Ashton Kutcher

By / 12.17.12
Ashton Kutcher dating history girlfriends

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We all know that Two and a Half Men star Ashton Kutcher’s got game. How else do you explain Demi Moore? But how much game does he really have? Let’s delve into his alleged dating history with the rich and famous females of the world and find out.

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Nelly Furtado (Date Unclear)

nelly furtado

Lunchbox LP, <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lunchboxstudios/5079175637/sizes/m/in/photostream/" target="_blank">Flickr</a>


Furtado and Kutcher dated before he was really famous. She admitted kissing him a couple of times. That wasn’t good enough for him so he later Punk’d her.

Hookup score: 8.5
Pretty big score for someone not that famous.

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Monet Mazur (1995-1996, 2002)

monet mazur

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltZWzdk-qvA" target="_blank">YouTube/Warner Bros.</a>


One report has these two dating in 2002, another has them dating from 1995 to 1996.

Hookup score: 9.0
Either way she is a highly underrated hottie.

Photo credit: YouTube/Warner Bros.

January Jones (1998-2001)

january jones

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfBIU1x5cI8" target="_blank">YouTube/HBO</a>


Ashton returns the favor here by dating Jones before she was really famous. She later said that he was a terrible boyfriend because he told her she wasn’t a very good actor.

Hookup score: 9.0
That is so awesome. +1 Ashton.

Photo credit: YouTube/HBO

Ashley Scott (2001-2002)

ashley scott

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84k8qauG8WE" target="_blank">YouTube/Columbia Pictures</a>


Scott and Kutcher dated for about nine months after he and Jones broke up. Scott says they broke up because they were “going in different directions.”

Hookup score: 9.0
Yes, his career was going well, while hers was, well, not.

Photo credit: YouTube/Columbia Pictures

Brittany Murphy (2002-2003)

Brittany Murphy

SPakhrin, <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kathmandu/308020351/sizes/z/in/photostream/" target="_blank">Flickr</a>


Kutcher and Murphy dated for about five months after co-starring in the film Just Married. They even wore their wedding bands from the film while they dated.

Hookup score: 8.5
R.I.P. Brittany.

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Demi Moore (2003-2011)

demi moore

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7DfRrUN2jA" target="_blank">YouTube/Columbia Pictures</a>


Do I really need to explain this one?

Hookup score: 10.0
He was 25 and she was 16 years older than him looking as hot as ever. Score.

Photo credit: YouTube/Columbia Pictures

Rihanna (2012)

rihanna

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp4UwPZfRis" target="_blank">YouTube/Rihanna</a>


Rihanna and Kutcher were reported to have dated for a couple of months with her at least once being spotted leaving his house in the early morning hours. She, of course, denied any relationship. Typical.

Hookup score: 9.0
Who the hell knows?

Photo credit: YouTube/Rihanna

Mila Kunis (2012-Present)

Mila Kunis

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSPQQ57KRQA" target="_blank">YouTube</a>/<a href="http://www.esquire.com/women/women-we-love/mila-kunis-video" target="_blank">Esquire</a>


The former That ’70s Show co-stars have been dating since the middle of this year, much to our chagrin.

Hookup score: 10.0
She is The Sexiest Woman Alive after all.

Other less-substantiated alleged flings: Cameron Diaz, Amy Smart

Photo credit: YouTube/Esquire

Final Tally

Ashton Kutcher’s Hookup Score: 73 points

I guess we answered the question: he’s got loads of game. And considering that he was with Demi Moore for the better part of eight years and that he’s only 34 years-old this is quite an impressive resume. If things don’t work out with Mila he will definitely have a shot at the top ten.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. George Clooney – 93
5. Josh Hartnett – 91
6. Chris Evans – 83.5
7. Chris Evans – 83.5
8. Justin Timberlake – 82
9. Orlando Bloom – 81
10. Derek Jeter – 80
11. David Duchovny – 78.5
12. Joe Jonas – 77
13. Ryan Reynolds – 75
14. Ashton Kutcher – 73
15. Ryan Gosling – 72
16t. Kanye West – 71
16t. Brad Pitt – 71
16t. Jude Law – 71
19t. Colin Farrell – 70
19t. Adam Levine – 70
21. Sean Penn – 69
22. Johnny Depp – 67
23. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
24. Mark Sanchez – 64
25. Kevin Connolly – 63
26t. Adam Duritz -62
26t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
26t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
26t. Gerard Butler – 62
30. Criss Angel – 61
31. John Mayer – 60
32. Bradley Cooper – 57
33. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
34. Alex Rodriguez – 53
35. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
36. Edward Norton – 51


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Douglas Charles
About Douglas Charles... Douglas Charles is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.

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