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50 women we’re thankful for in 2013

By / 11.06.13
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It's almost Thanksgiving so it's time to give thanks. 2013 has been an entertaining year and that's due in large part to the many sexy, funny, and even annoying celebrity women of the world. Here are 50 ladies we'd like to thank for all that they did this year. Hopefully we didn't leave anyone out, but if we did, well, there's always next year.



View who we were thankful for in 2012.

Gwyneth Paltrow 2013

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Thank you, Gwyneth Paltrow, for giving us one of the most eagerly-anticipated magazine articles of the year, cutting off a school bus while riding a Vespa with your kid, for letting us know about your "incredible struggles," and for being named The Most Beautiful Woman in the World.

Paris Hilton 2013

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Thank you, Paris Hilton, for calling a radio host a "f***ing a**hole" after finally releasing a music video for your long-awaited song "Good Time."

Miley Cyrus 2013

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Thank you, Miley Cyrus, for sticking your tongue out 15 times on Saturday Night Live, for ruining a perfectly good Michel Jordan jersey, for being naked in your "Wrecking Ball" video, and for spawning countless parodies of said video. Oh, and for the twerking. Can't forget the twerking.

Sinead OConnor 2013

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Thank you, Sinead O'Connor, for writing several epic letters to Miley Cyrus, which then let to this almost equally as epic mashup of your song and Miley's.

Eiza Gonzalez 2013

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Thank you, Eiza Gonzalez, for adding to all the Miley Cyrus drama by immediately hooking up with Miley's ex-boyfriend Liam Hemsworth after they broke up and looking way hotter than Maxim's Hottest Woman in the World in the process.

Courtney Stodden 2013

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Thank you, Courtney Stodden, for going on Celebrity Big Brother in England and showing off your badly enhanced breasts to a whole new country, for wearing a lettuce bikini, for creating possibly the worst music video of the year, and for finally ending your contract with, we mean your marriage to Percy Wetmore.

Stacy Keibler 2013

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Thank you, Stacy Keibler, for keeping George Clooney's bed warm for awhile, raking in the cash in the process, then apparently spending it all.

Katy Perry 2013

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Thank you, Katy Perry, for going back to what made you famous in your "Roar" music video, for letting us know you hate the taste of semen, and for finally putting an end to the twerking craze with your failed effort at the iHeartRadio Music Festival.

Lucy Pinder 2013

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Thank you, Lucy Pinder, for continuing to pose for sexy videos , like this one, and this one, and this one, and this one, and this one.

Scarlett Johansson 2013

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Thank you, Scarlett Johansson, for one of the funniest GIFs of the year, and for maintaining your good looks well enough to be named Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive in 2013.

Avril Lavigne 2013

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Thank you, Avril Lavigne, for getting Winnie Cooper to appear in your music video for "Rock N Roll" then making out with her, and for actually producing a song and video that more belies your actual age with "Let Me Go." (But mostly thanks for making out with Danica McKellar.)

Ashley Benson 2013

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Thank you, Ashley Benson, for doing the film Spring Breakers, especially for your sex scene with Vanessa Hudgens, and for always bringing it so strong on Instagram.





Thank you, Hannah Davis, for being the sexiest advertising spokesperson of 2013 in your role as the DirecTV Genie. (Even though you might be engaged to Derek Jeter.)

Charisma Carpenter 2013

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Thank you, Charisma Carpenter, for doing what we wish so many of our former crushes would do and that's posting smoking hot bikini pictures of yourself on Twitter and Instagram, reminding us that you've still got it, even today.





Thank you, Rachel Williams, for shooting the most mesmerizing video of 2013, which in turn gave us the most mesmerizing GIF of 2013.

Bar Refaeli 2013

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Thank you, Bar Refaeli, for your funny GoDaddy Super Bowl commercial, for continuing to sell your own line of underwear by modeling it yourself, and for kissing another woman on the lips, really hard, then posting the photo to Instagram.





Thank you, Alana Blanchard, for posing in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, for having one of the best (and sexiest) Web series on the Internet, and for branching out into TV ads yet still wearing your bathing suit.

Britney Spears 2013

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Thank you, Britney Spears, for thinking you could help Amanda Bynes, for spending almost half of your $14 million in earnings last year, for signing to do a show in Las Vegas that we can't wait to hear all about, and for breaking out the S&M in your "Work Bitch" video.

Genesis Rodriguez 2013

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Thank for, Genesis Rodriguez, for making us have to think really hard about putting you at #2 on our 100 sexiest actresses under the age of 30 list and not #1 because of sexy photo shoots like this one, and this one, and this one.

Abigail Ratchford 2013

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Thank you, Abigail Ratchford, for introducing yourself to us this year, which led to us following you on Instagram, and finding out that you are by far one of the 101 best models to follow there.





Thank you, Melanie Iglesias, for appearing in not one, but TWO of the sexiest videos we watched all year long, and then for making a behind the scenes video of the second one that was almost as sexy as the actual finished product.

Keeley Hazell 2013

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Thank you, Keeley Hazell, for NOT staying in retirement, even though this smoking hot video was supposed to be your last glamour modeling photo shoot, and instead, doing at least one more.

Demi Lovato 2013

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Thank you, Demi Lovato, for being just like so many other young actresses and having nude pics of yourself leaked on to the Internet and for allegedly having a lesbian affair with an Australian DJ.

Farrah Abraham 2013

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Thank you, Farrah Abraham, for setting a "record" (that wasn't real) with your "leaked" sex tape, for being rejected by Playboy - twice, for your awesome take on Trayvon Martin, for your awful soap opera audition tape, and for coming out with your very own Fleshlight.

Danielle Fishel 2013

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Thank you, Danielle Fishel, AKA Topanga from Boy Meets World, for coming out of nowhere to do a smoking hot new photo spread for Maxim, and most of all, for absolutely owning Justin Bieber on Twitter during the NBA playoffs.

Mila Kunis 2013

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Thank you, Mila Kunis, for continuing so be a girl we really want to date, and for winning numerous awards and titles such as Most F**kable, Sexiest in the World, and Mainstream Star We Most Want to See Do Porn.

Kerry Washington 2013

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Thank you, Kerry Washington, for finally fulfilling the acting promise we saw in you years ago, and for always doing it with class, grace, and style.

Barbara Palvin 2013

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Thank you, Barbara Palvin, for being making us fans of the Dallas Cowboys for a moment, for showing that you can be both sexy and fun, for being so awesome on Instagram, and for being the soon-to-be face of Victoria's Secret.

Irina Shayk 2013

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Thank you, Irina Shayk, for staying very busy in 2013 and continuing to be arguably the sexiest bikini and lingerie model on the planet with photo shoots and videos like this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this: one of the sexiest videos of the year.

Candice Swanepoel 2013

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Thank you, Candice Swanepoel, for continuing to simply dominate for companies like Victoria's Secret, Juicy Couture, Agua Bendita, for posting one sexy video after another on your Web site, and for being chosen to wear this year's Victoria's Secret $10 million Fantasy Bra.

Kelly Brook 2013

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Thank you, Kelly Brook, for, despite trying to go all mainstream, continuing to do things like posting AMAZING videos on Instagram and making ridiculously sexy wall calendars. Oh, and for saying you'd never get a boob job. Phew!

Leanna Decker 2013

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Thank you, Leanna Decker, for being named Playboy Cybergirl of the Year in 2012 so we could then follow you and see two of perhaps the sexiest videos of the year, as well as help you try to win Maxim's Hometown Hotties contest, and being one of the best models in the world to follow on Instagram.





Thank you, April Summers, for doing exactly the same thing that Abigail Ratchford did (introducing yourself to us), only at the end of 2012, which led us to find out those same wonderful things (being awesome on Instagram and other social media - like YouTube) about you in 2013.

Vanessa Hudgens 2013

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Thank you, Vanessa Hudgens, for the aforementioned sex scene in Spring Breakers, but also for your stripper scene in The Frozen Ground, and for putting your booty to good use both on Leno as well as during that concert with TLA at a club in Los Angeles where you showed us you could twerk with the best of them.

Lindsay Lohan 2013

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Thank you, Lindsay Lohan, for giving us yet another stellar mug shot, for going to rehab, for almost having your new reality canceled before it even started, and most of all, for those lovely nudes scenes in your latest film The Canyons.

Arianny Celeste 2013

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Thank you, Arianny Celeste, for continuing to be the sexiest ring card girl on the planet (though it's real close between you and Brittney), for doing, without argument, the sexiest Web show of the year, and for once again putting out one of the hottest calendars (and shooting video of it).

Selena Gomez 2013

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Thank you, Selena Gomez, for also being in the movie Spring Breakers, for breaking up with Justin Bieber, for your super sexy "Come and Get It" music video, and for saying you wouldn't be against ever being nude in a future film.

Rihanna 2013

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Thank you, Rihanna, for acting like a lesbian with Kate Moss, for allegedly being a lesbian with Nicki Minaj, for giving lap dances on stage, for singing bad karaoke at a bar, for pissing off your fans so much that they threw stuff at you, and for causing all sorts of havoc overseas.

Kate Upton 2013

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Thank you, Kate Upton, for continuing to just be Kate Upton by being named Model of the Year, by landing on the cover of SI (twice), doing sexy things in movies, and most of all for those alleged leaked topless pics and video we so cherish.

Anastasia Ashley 2013

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Thank you, Anastasia Ashley, for doing the best job of twerking that we saw the entire year, then following that up by being awesome on Instagram, and continuing to turn that derriere of yours into it's own cottage industry.





Thank you, Nina Agdal, for taking the momentum you generated from being the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue rookie of the year, and turning it into the sexiest Super Bowl commercial of 2013, for going to prom with a high school student, for doing another one of the sexiest videos of 2013, and for modeling pink bras to promote breast cancer awareness.

Olivia Wilde 2013

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Thank you, Olivia Wilde, for taking your fiance Jason Sudeikis to strip clubs, having loads of sex, while continuing to be sexy even as we found out that you were pregnant with your first child.

Reese Witherspoon 2013

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Thank you, Reese Witherspoon, for winning the most hilarious and entertaining celebrity arrest of the year award by playing the "do you know who I am" card, with the added bonus of us getting to see not one, but two priceless arrest videos of someone we never thought we'd see in that situation.

Beyonce 2013

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Thank you, Beyonce, for continuing to be gorgeous and awesome by doing one hilarious thing after another at your concerts even, and especially, when things don't quite go as planned.

Katherine Webb 2013

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Thank you, Katherine Webb, for blowing up the Internet during the BCS title game, for appearing in the SI Swimsuit Issue, for appearing on Splash, and for making one of the hottest TV commercials of the year (resulting in one of the hottest GIFs of the year).

Emily Ratajkowski 2013

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Thank you, Emily Ratajkowski, for turning your ridiculously hot appearance in a Hardee's commercial with Sara Jean Underwood into a ridiculously hot appearance in Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video, then turning that into a role in a movie and even more sexy photo shoots, which eventually led to your being named "Woman of the Year."

Amanda Bynes 2013

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Thank you, Amanda Bynes, for getting things rolling with a pink haired mug shot, followed by asking Drake to murder your vagina, then shaving half your head, tweeting several bra pics, getting arrested, picking fights with Rihanna and Chrissy Teigen, then getting put into a psych ward after setting a fire in a stranger's driveway.

Chrissy Teigen 2013

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Thank you, Chrissy Teigen, for singlehandedly stopping the Internet with a photo of you naked (TWICE), for being a hilarious dancer, for having a funny wardrobe malfunction, for getting naked in magazine shoots, for letting us know that you never wear underwear, for marrying what appears to be a cool guy, and last, but not least, performing a "vagina raspberry" on your good friend Brooklyn Decker.

Jennifer Lawrence 2013

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Thank you, Jennifer Lawrence, for continuing to be one of the few ladies in Hollywood we'd really like to date because of your cute wardrobe malfunctions, your cute fangirl crush on Jeff Bridges, for telling people who say you're fat to f**k off, all while continuing to be as sexy as ever.

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