Brotip ##4134: Dress for the handjob you want, not the one you have.
Brotip ##4133: Cal Ripken Jr. isn't in the Hall of Fame just because he showed up. He's there because he excelled.
Brotip ##4132: If you're not willing to do "it" for her, don't act surprised when she's not willing to do "it" for you.
Brotip ##4131: What happens in the grips of a Bro's blackout stays in the blackout. There's no reason to post it to Facebook or Instagram
Brotip ##4130: When sitting in a hot tub with a stranger, open thy mouth and speak to them. Silence is awkward.
Brotip ##4129: Live every day like it's leg day.
Brotip #4128: A true friend is someone who knows how to level with you, not pump your ego to the point of your head exploding like an over-inflated balloon.
Brotip #4127: Unless it is thy hot tub, thou shall not use the jets for any kinky stuff. It's a hot tub, not a bidet.
Brotip #4126: All play and no work makes jack a dull boy who lives at home in his parents basement forever.
Brotip #4125: You don't have to be good looking to get women. Just look at Steve Buscemi.
Brotip #4124: Any girl that is better at you in video games or sports is definitely one you want to keep around.