I really wish Ari was banging Amanda Daniels, because she'd win this by a country mile (which is like the baker's dozen of miles, I assume). But since she isn't on this season of "Entourage," and because Señor Gold took to the sheets with Dana Gordon in the last episode we must ask, who would you rather: Mrs. Ari or Dana?  My choice is below. Sound off with yours in the comments.

I've gone back and forth for a few minutes on who I'd rather and I'm seriously thinking it's Dana Gordon. Both are pretty f*cking hot, but here is my rational behind not choosing Mrs. Ari:

Strike 1 -- Mrs. Ari has never not been a needy c*nt. Ari is a handful, I'll give her that, but every season she jacks-up the level c*ntiness, to the point of finally leaving him.

Strike 2 -- She has developled horrible taste in men as she is now dating Bobby Flay.

Strike 3 -- She used to always harp on how she was the one with all the money in the relationship prior to Ari's success with Miller/Gold. Loaded chicks are great and all but I don't need the reminders shoved down my throat.

Strike 4 -- Her sister is a f*cking deadbeat leach. Not surprisingly, she is also a c*nt. And an ugly f*cking c*nt at that. 

Strike 5 -- She has kids. Granted they are Ari's kids, which I'm sure is a "pro" to him, but I'm not into children or big sinkhole vag*nas so we'll chalk that up as a "con" for me.