Here's a video of a father telling his balling four-year old Yankees-loving son that unless his switches baseball team allegiance to the Red Sox, he's going to "have to find a new place to live." That's right, this father is threatening his own flesh and blood with eviction (don't go calling Child Services people, it's obviously in jest). Meanwhile, the kid can't go crying to his mother, either, since she's a Sox fan too and has no sympathy for anyone who likes the Pinstripes. Tough luck, kid.

 

This whole weird family dynamic brings up an important point about being a baseball fan. Personally, I can't stand the Yankees or the Sox, but I kind of have to side with the dad in this situation. Consider this a teachable moment, little guy: Baseball team allegiance isn't as simple as choosing a favorite soft serve flavor at Dairy Queen; it's something you're born to inherit, just like going bald, graying at 29, and having a back as grizzly as Sasquatch. So... stop bawling like a brat and get over it.