Some hockey fans toss fish onto the ice. Some hockey fans toss hats. And some hockey fans toss marital aids.

As AG just told you, Lars Eller of the Montreal Canadiens racked up four goals in his team's 7-3 home victory over the Winnipeg Jets last night. When he scored his third goal, fans threw several hats onto the ice as well as one d*ldo. Apparently someone is not familiar that it's called a "hat trick," and not a "rubber cock trick."

 

Now did someone bring a d*ldo to the hockey game for the purpose of winging it onto the ice or did someone attend the game and didn't have a hat, but just so happened to have a plastic phallus, and chucked it in lieu of a hat? Well I'm glad to see the d*ldo was lubed up and didn't get stuck in the crease.