Last night’s rager was epic. So epic that you literally can’t remember any of it. But you wake up, and your head feels like someone has been trying to open it manually with some kind of axe. Your mouth feels like it's full of sand, it’s so dry. And on top of everything, you are starving. We now give to you, the best hangover food and drinks.

Egg McMuffins

Greasy egg-and-cheese combo that is time-tested to, at the very least, ease the pain of one (or several) too many.

NUUN

Alkaseltzer-like tablets actually invented by a Dartmouth Bro as his senior project to cure hangovers.

Gatorade

Same idea, refuel those electrolytes, Bros.

Fries

The greasier, the better. I can’t think of a bad time for fries, but when you are hungover, they are amazing.

Burgers

Ditto. White Castle, Five Guys, whatever gets the job done.

Coffee

A jolt of hot java should get you back in fighting form, but too much will dehydrate you and leave you with a raging headache that will make you want to kill someone. You’ve been warned.

Grits

Southern bros can especially attest — grits can help that hangover.

Mac and Cheese

Since Easy Mac may be the easiest thing in the world to make, this one is a no-brainer.

Cold Pizza

Here’s where you can applaud drunk you for getting that pizza at 4 a.m. in the first place, and passing out before you finished the whole pie.

Scrambled Eggs

They apparently provide something called cysteine, which breaks down hangover toxins from that “cost-effective” alcohol you and your bros chose last night.