Not that you need any more motivation to get blitzed this Sunday but a few readers sent in their own personal drinking game along with a list of demands that needed to be met for us to post it. Their message said, "Me (@jcasssh) and my boy Zach (@sweatyballZACH) from Harford County, Maryland spent some good time on this drinking game for the Super Bowl and would be honored for you guys to throw it up on the site. If so, just throw on our info (first names, where were from, and twitter names) and that would be ill." I hope what else is f*cking ill (and not just a play on words) is the story behind how Sweaty Ball Zach got his nickname.

• Funny Commercial = 2 Drinks or Shot

• Bad Commercial = Shot of warm, well quality tequila

• If you're drinking a beer and a commercial comes on for that brand of beer = Chug entire beer before commercial ends

• Touchdown = 1 Drink or Shot

• Field Goal = 1 Drink or Shot

• Mention of AFC championship game/ Billy Cundiff’s field goal = 1 Drink or Shot (double if Ravens fan)

• Mention of Osi Umenyiora missing the mandatory Super Bowl media day = 1 Drink or Shot

• Mention of Rob Gronkowski’s ankle injury = 1 Drink or Shot

• Mention of Peyton or Archie Manning = 1 Drink or Shot

• Mention of Tim Tebow = 1 Drink or Shot

• Mention or Video Footage of David Tyree = 1 Drink or Shot

• Pass over 30 yards/ Run over 20 yards = 1 Drink or Shot

• Mention of game being a rematch of 2007 Super Bowl = 2 Drinks or Shots

• Mention of Boston vs. New York Rivalry = 2 Drinks or Shots

• Gisele Bundchen is shown on screen = 2 Drinks or Shots

• Onside Kick = 2 Drinks or Shots

• Interception = 2 Drinks or Shots

• Sack = 2 Drinks or Shots

• Player waves to camera and says “Hi Mom” = 2 Drinks or Shots

• Fat Player Interception = Finish your drink

• Ochocinco catches a pass = Finish your drink

• Missed Field Goal = Finish your drink

• Player other than quarterback is named MVP = Finish your drink

• Ochocinco catches Touchdown pass = Shotgun 3 beers or 4 Shots

 

Thanks for sending, guys...and get some Gold Bond for that sweltering nutbag of yours.