So you told you're girlfriend that you were going to watch football at a friends house with the bros. However you and the guys decided to do some celebrating, so you went to the strip club. Your girlfriend hates these lovely and talented ladies who's only purpose in life is to make you smile. Do you fess up and have her mad at you for weeks? Not an option. You need an excuse and an alibi. One strip club is here to help you in your time of need.

 

A smart strip club has launched several colognes that will throw her off your skank stench scent. They offer colognes that smell like much more innocent activities, and not a strange woman's breasts. For instance, you can shower yourself with the "My Car Broke Down" cologne, which smells like fuel, steel, grease, and burnt rubber. Maybe you told you wife that you were spending a couple more hours working at the office, then "I Was Working Late" is for you. This devious, odoriferous fragrance smells like coffee, wool suits, cigarettes and ink.

 

Unfortunately the strip club that offers these sneaky scents, appropriately named "Alibi," is located in South Africa. Mavericks Gentleman's Club offers it's deceiving fragrances for about $37, but that's worth not having your girlfriend withhold sex for weeks. The club never expected the idea to take off, but they've been inundated with orders from around the world. ‘Men seem desperate to get their hands on this stuff,’ said the Cape Town club’s head Shane Harrison.

 

Now if only they just made a hand soap that removed that impossible-to-remove glitter that always follows you home from the titty bar.