A new survey from Match.com reveals Republicans have less sex than Democrats, but that it's more fruitful. Not sure if this information is going to be of any use to you in your Friday night prowling. Let's dive in anyway.

The ultra-scientific survey relied on 6,000 American singles self-reporting. So you just know it was completely accurate. Who would ever lie on a thing like this?

 

More than half of conservative Republicans said they org*smed almost every time they had sex, compared to 40 percent of liberal Democrats. GOP enthusiasts are also getting it on less frequently than those who lean left, so there's a water-bursting-through-the-dam factor to be weighed.

Other nuggets that I find surprising include men believing sex is better with a long-running partner and women being more likely to view bad sex as a deal-breaker.

 

There's one overall takeaway from this possibly accurate survey. If you want to get laid, find a liberal. If you actually want her to enjoy it, find a conservative.