Holy Mary Mother of God there is so much going on in this video I don't even know where to begin. It starts with a Joakim Noah look-a-like being pinned down by his girlfriend -- I'm not sure who (or what) to liken her to, but she sure resembles this slob. So as Noah is realizing the perils of dating an incredibly mobile obese chick he also begins to fear what might happen if the cops come because he's got "pills" in his pocket (based on his inabilities, I'm guessing they're not steroids). But wait, there's more!

After treating Noah like a b*tch, while calling him a b*tch... and a hoe, Big Nasty lets him up. She must love him or also have pills on her person. But Noah is less than grateful of her kindness, so he take a few swings at her. She retaliates and pretty much kicks his ass sending him back to the very ground he laid on moments before. It's the kinkiest f*ckin' foreplay I've ever seen. And its in HD! But I must warn you, this video includes crippling amounts of fat ass crack, saggy tits, and a waistline that screams heart disease.

 

 

Hat Tip: Mentality Magazine