Complete sense is what this makes. In fact, sperm banks should be more selective altogether, and not just with redheads. But if some head-to-toe, freckled-out ginge walks into the bank looking to dump a load for cold hard cash, 100 times out of a 100 you should turn him away. Hell yeah that's discrimination, but honestly, if you're baby shopping at a sperm bank, who the f*ck is going to pay for the genes floating around in that j*zz?
According to Telegraph:
"There are too many redheads in relation to demand," he told told Danish newspaper Ekstrabladet. "I do not think you chose a redhead, unless the partner - for example, the sterile male - has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that's perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case."
Mr Schou said the only reliable demand for sperm from redheaded donors from Ireland, where he said it sold “like hot cakes”. Cryos’s stores have now reached their peak capacity of 70 litres of semen, and Mr Schou has a waiting list of 600 donors.
Cryos pays donors up to $500 (£316), and sends its semen to over 65 countries worldwide.
If it's any consolation, redheads --and I'm sure it is -- when you guys strike hotness gold, it's tough to beat. But the line with you people is too f*cking fine. It's all or nothing. Hot or heinous. There is barely an in between. So while having a great looking redhead might sound like an attractive proposition, most chicks can't take the risk of leaving that sperm bank with Alfred E. Neuman up their tw*t. I mean, these poor broads are already either lonely or living with an impotent husband. You can't possibly expect them to willingly increase their odds of tacking an ugly kid onto the shit pile they call a life.
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