I'll be the first to admit that I overuse the descriptor "adult entertainment" to describe videos of all sorts of awesome things that aren't exactly a guy and a girl in a San Fernando Valley McMansion getting it on. Surf adult entertainment. Ski adult entertainment. Basejumping adult entertainment. Etc. However, I just have to call this blissful two and a half minutes of Lamborghini Aventadors frolicking at high speeds in the springtime Italian countryside "car adult entertainment." No other designation will do it justice. If fast, expensive cars flexing their muscles and purring their engines gives you an "O" face, this is like watching two girls giggle and wrestle in a tub of KY jelly. Or, better analogy, like two thoroughbreds galloping at full sprint in a pasture of Kentucky bluegrass just for the hell of it. Or, thanks to the unnecessarily suspenseful symphonic soundtrack, like a Bond car chase scene that leaves you waiting for the bad guy to drive his $379,700 whip off a cliff. If this is a commercial for the iconic Italian automaker (and it sure has all the hallmarks of one), it certainly succeeds in making you wish you had one of these bad boys in the garage. Of course, zero to 62 m.p.h. in 2.9 seconds and a top speed of 217 m.p.h. just kinda sells itself. Daydream at your own risk below.

 

While we're at it, here's the official commercial for the Lamborghini Aventador LP700. It just dropped yesterday.

 

Hat Tip: Jalopnik