Italy's answer to Rebecca Black (who has a new song coming out at 8 p.m. EST today, FYI). is "Gionny Scandal," who last week dropped this music video for the song "I'm Horny." It's unintentionally (we think?) funny and will also make your ear drums bleed if you listen to it more than once. Best of all, the joint features an alarmingly entertaining refrain in broken/bad English by a female Italian pop star who performs under the name "Maite." The lyrics, albeit hilarious, are kinda NSFW.

"Tonight I'm feeling to make you enjoy with a bl*wjob/I want to feel in my throat."

Um, really?