Homer Simpson — the great animated prophet of beer drinking and sports fanatism — once got up on a soapbox and preached, “We’re not here for the game. The game is nothing. The game is crap. The game makes me sick. The real reason we Americans put up with sports is for this: Behold, the tailgate party. The pinnacle of human achievement. Since the dawn of parking lots, man has sought to fill his gut with food and alcohol in anticipation of watching others exercise.” Tomorrow hundreds of thousands of college football fanatics will ritualistically flock to stadium parking lots to slam beers, toss the pigskin, and grill delicious delicacies for the first gridiron Saturday of the season. Next week, the BroBible team will embark on a 15-stop tailgate tour. Check out the dates and stops here. In the meantime, our friends at Medical Insurance dot org put together an infographic of quick facts and party tips about every Bro's beloved autumn pastime: the kick-ass tailgate party.