Think you had a bad Tuesday? Probably wasn't as depressing as it was for this gentleman who went to the public library to watch wank videos, only to get stabbed in the heart by a homeless guy.

 

I would think that it would be pretty difficult to offend a homeless man. I would imagine that you can probably sh*t your pants while having a conversation about the trading blunders of JPMorgan Chase and a crazy homeless person wouldn't even blink. However 46-year-old homeless Ralph Neptune became quite disgusted when he saw a man watching internet p*rn at the Brooklyn Public Library. Neptune and his wife noticed the deviant viewing X-rated content on a library computer and confronted the perv. The smut watcher was not pleased that someone disrupted his spankfest and picked up his chair and hit Neptune with it. Neptune retaliated by stabbing the 52-year-old creep in the chest. The victim left the library in a wheelchair and was taken to Bellevue Hospital for treatment of his non-life-threatening injuries. Meanwhile Neptune was charged with assault, criminal possession of a weapon, menacing and criminal possession of marijuana.

 

This story is unbelievable! First off, I didn't even know that public libraries still existed, let alone that you could watch smut on their 1984 Tandy 1000 computers. Secondly, why the library? Isn't there some seedy sex shop you can watch "Night of the Giving Head."