There are really hot girls that you'd gladly do just about anything for -- become a better man, consider monogamy, take up flossing, etc  --- and then there is Emily Scott who, if it wasn't for losing everything, would make you seriously consider genital mutilation just to be with her. She is a relic and I can't figure out why she has never been on the cover of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue. She must be as terrible a person as she is hot, because she should be a way bigger star. Anyway, we missed her 28th birthday on June 3rd and we are beyond remorseful for that. Any excuse to post this Aussie on our site is a good excuse. So in honor of her 28th birthday, here are 28 of our favorite Emily Scott photos.