I usually never agree with anything religion has to offer: Abstinence, giving up shit I love for lent, like 5 of the 7 Deadly Sins, and Ashe Wednesday -- for obvious soot-filled reasons. But today I feel like me and God made some headway in our 20 year stand-off. Why? Because according to one preacher man the Almighty hates Justin Beiber because he looks like a f*cking girl. Did God and I just become best friends? Yep! Oh and guess what, if you too look like a sissified, feminine, little Twinkie, me, my boy G, and this mother f*cker with the world map, hate you too.