Yesterday the Brewers beat the Braves 1-0 in their home opener at Miller Park. Two chicks keep things classy and come to blows in the stands in our first doc*mented girl-on-girl basebrawl of the year. The one girl gets in a few solid blows before friend pull her out of the scrap. The girl getting her ass kicked comes kinda close to taking her shirt off. Hopefully the whole ordeal not over split beer; $7.50 for a 16-oz MGD or Miller Lite seems cheap compared to 11 damn bucks a bottle at Yankees Stadium. You don't know how lucky you have it, Milwaukee.