Here is this week's Hottie Index...
5. Jena Malone
In a slow week for female celebrity news, we can always turn to nekked photos to help fill the list. Twenty-six-year-old Jena Malone has been in the acting game for 15 years, but this is the first time I can think of that she’s decided to take her clothes off. Unlike Blake Lively, she actually used a professional photographer to get it done, although it may appeal more to the hipsters out there than the regular bros. Nudity is nud*ty, even on a skinny girl.
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4. Maria Perello
When Rafael Nadal takes on Roger Federer to win his sixth French Open title in seven years Sunday, he won’t just have the advantage on the court. Rafa’s cheering section will have a better-looking WAG in it as well with Perello having the advantage over Federer’s not-quite-aces wife, Mirka. I still can’t understand how the best tennis player in the world ends up with such a mediocre hand; Tiger Woods he isn't. Now the #1 player in the world, Nadal is showing Federer how to get things done.
3. Rose Byrne
"X-Men: First Class" hits the theaters this weekend and it’s supposed to be pretty f*cking awesome. Marvel had to dial things back to the initial story of Magneto and Professor Xavier to generate more money off the franchise because the more modern cast had run its course. While January Jones and Jennifer Lawrence are good-looking broads themselves, we’re focusing on Rose Byrne this week because the other two have already had their acclaim. The silky smooth brunette helps the mutants in this edition of the franchise, but she can likely help you to some nice dreams as well.
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2. Rosie Huntington-Whitely
The young British model has made a name for herself in recent weeks and it continued this week with her appearance in British GQ. Things will only get bigger when she replaces Megan Fox this summer in the next "Transformers," but she likely won’t have enough to save the film. The second one was rather miserable, so I don’t expect much unless little Rosie is getting nekked.
1. Blake Lively
The obvious choice for this week’s top spot has been in denial all week about the iPhone photos that got leaked onto the Internet. The questions she should be answering are about her b**bs. I call fake. What say you?
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