5. Hilary Rhoda

It's been said that BroBible has overdone the Kate Upton thing and there are those saying (AG and joePa included) that Upton herself is being overexposed. To prove that we're an equal opportunity supporter of swimsuit models, I'll use this space to give some dap to Hilary Rhoda, who turned 24 years young yesterday. Rhoda is no stranger when it comes to the spotlight since she's previously been involved with Mark Sanchez and Sean Avery. Since she's in the April edition of Elle Spain, we'll let her get her spotlight here as well.

4. Jordana Brewster

As if we haven't been completely inundated with bad acting from Paul Walker and Vin Diesel at this point, they're thankfully rolling out a fifth edition of the "Fast and the Furious" series with "Fast Five." There are some redeeming qualities to the series like nice cars and hot chicks, so that's what unloaded Brewster on us in the first place, right around the same time that Derek Jeter was unloading in her. To mesh with the PR push for "Fast Five," Maxim debuted a Brewster pictorial this month. Brewster's not the best at acting herself, as is obvious by the fact that her career hasn't exactly taken off. Now that she's 30 (turning 31 later this month), one can only hope she holds onto her looks to maintain some semblance of relevance.

3. Katrina Bowden

It takes a lot to best Brooklyn Decker. While I wouldn't necessarily agree, Bowden did just that in Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive Bracket as well as the other Final Four contestants Megan Fox and Erin Andrews. Either there's a huge contingent of "30 Rock" fans that read Esquire or some obsessed teenager who's good at technology figured out a way to rig the voting. Regardless, she's the winner and we'll congratulate her anyway.

2. Suzanne Stonebarger

There are few things as grand as watching the Masters on a Spring weekend. They say it's worth the experience of making the trip, but getting tickets for it are a major (no pun intended) pain in the ass. Something else that's nice to watch in person is a game of beach volleyball and that's where you'll find Stonebarger normally. When she's not playing volleyball, she's rolling around as girlfriend to Ricky Barnes, who per usual is making his run in a major golf event. If I were Stonebarger, I'd hold out on the sex until Ricky proved he wouldn't pull a choke job on the weekend again.

1. Lindsay Ellingson

It's been a big week for Lindsay Ellingsen. She appeared in a Victoria Secret video produced by Michael Bay and followed that up with some lingerie shots later in the week. She's one of the company's Angels and you can see why very easily.