Be careful when you're getting it in with the ladies because it's possible that you could go to jail for giving chicks the herp. That's what happened to David Golding from England, when his relationship soured with his girlfriend Cara Scott. The lovebirds were like most new couples, they were in love and boning on the regular, then Cara got herpes and everything got real itchy and blistery.

 

From the Daily Mail:

Cara Scott accused former lover David Golding of leaving her with a 'life sentence' and described the knowledge that he had given her the disease as 'soul-destroying'. The 24-year-old, from Daventry, Northamptonshire, said she hoped Golding's 14-month sentence would serve as a 'warning to others'.

 

Golding, 28, was jailed by a judge who told the Highways Agency worker he had committed a 'betrayal in a relationship in which you professed love'. The court heard that Miss Scott became infected with the incurable sexually transmitted infection within a few months of the couple meeting, but that when she confronted Golding, he denied he was responsible.

 

She added: "I get angry and depressed when the herpes flares up. It's a disgusting reminder of him. But seeing him brought to justice has helped me move on. Jail is what he deserves."

 

But her suspicions about where she had contracted the virus remained. Golding revealed the truth last year and admitted transmitting the infection to her. But the couple stopped sleeping together, and when they eventually split up, Miss Lee went to the police.

 

Excuse me "Miss I'm Too Good For Herpes," stop freaking out like this guy gave you the Ebola virus and you were vomiting up your small intestines, he gave you herpes, 1 out of 6 people have the infection. You don't see everyone else suing their disease-giving lovers, if they did over 50 million people would be in jail right now for spreading herpes.

 

Hey when you don't use protection and spin the wheel of STD's, there's a good chance it's going to land on herpes. Stop being a crybaby, go to the pharmacy, buy your Valtrex, and just be happy you didn't get HIV.