"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
Oh Tinder, you beautiful, much-maligned crazy beast of an app.
“I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged.
King Kong really doesn't have anything on him.
It’s hard to believe it’s been a dozen years since Austin Powers last appeared on the big screen.
It’s hard to put into words how much the 1990s meant to all of us.
The day-to-day misery of working hits all of us at some point regardless of what it is we are doing with our lives.
Ball, fuck, and get paid.
It can’t be denied that summer is always better with a drink in hand, music playing in the background and responsibility nowhere to be found.