The 9 Dumbest Questions You Can Ask In a Restaurant


When you work in a restaurant, particularly one in midtown full of lawyers, finance people and marketing professionals - people who seemingly make the world go round - you hear some of the dumbest questions one could possible ask.

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Why Slut-Shaming Kendall Jones Is Morally Disgraceful


Politicians are crazy. Easiest statement I’ve made in a long time.

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Five Reasons Every Guy Should Pick the Nice Girl


You know that saying “nice guys finish last”? Greenday? Hello? Oh you were born in 1999? Sweet. Nevermind then. Fuck. How old I am? DON’T ANSWER THAT.


Why Duke Porn Star Belle Knox Needs to Stick to Porn and Not Feminism


Fuck Duke. Words I still live by long after my graduation from the University of Maryland. But funny enough, since the porn star at Duke has been outted and subsequently made her rounds as the new media darling...


5 Ways to Tell If She’s Just Not That Into You, Dude


You know what I hate? Being mean. I’m just not a mean person by nature.

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Finally, a Web Series That the Bartenders, Waiters, and Waitresses of the World Can Relate To


<p>Everyone always hopes to live a life worth writing about, worth filming, worth sharing with an audience. Not everyone does. I’m not sure if I do, or have, but for all the times in the last fives years in my service industry job my friends and I have said, “you can’t write this shit”, I decided to give it a shot </p>


Why the Baseball Team You Grew Up Stays with You for Life: A Tribute to Mariano Rivera


<p>I remember my first Yankees game like it was yesterday. I remember my ice cream in a helmet my Dad bought me. I remember him telling me Bernie Williams was our cousin because we shared the same last name. I remember feeling like baseball was important because my Dad pointed out a connection with it. It mattered to him. So it mattered to me. At all of five years old.</p>