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Stefanie Williams

About Stefanie Williams...

Stefanie Williams is a proud University of Maryland alumna, even though they probably pretend she never went there. She bartends and lives in NYC, but when she meets important people, she informs them she is a writer who is represented by UTA. Eventually she’d like to win an Emmy and thank all the athletes who ever dicked her over for being assholes and inspiring her to write funny shit.
“Just get over it.”
When you work in a restaurant, particularly one in midtown full of lawyers, finance people and marketing professionals - people who seemingly make the world
Politicians are crazy. Easiest statement I’ve made in a long time.
It's necessary advice in 2014
It's an important time in your life.
You know that saying “nice guys finish last”? Greenday? Hello? Oh you were born in 1999? Sweet. Nevermind then. Fuck. How old I am? DON’T
Fuck Duke. Words I still live by long after my graduation from the University of Maryland. But funny enough, since the porn star at Duke
You know what I hate? Being mean. I’m just not a mean person by nature.
Everyone always hopes to live a life worth writing about, worth filming, worth sharing with an audience. Not everyone does. I’m not sure if I
So this is Christmas. And what have we learned?
I remember my first Yankees game like it was yesterday. I remember my ice cream in a helmet my Dad bought me. I remember him
So apparently, the last article I wrote about bartending stirred a little discussion across the interwebs. I became the world’s most
In about a month, my life might change. A year after I signed with United Talent Agency, I am a few
[Ed. note: This is a response to an earlier piece titled "Confession: I like Porn Better Than Sex"]
I stopped growing at the age of 16. At 5’5”, my hopes of ever being a Victoria Secret model were dashed with one vertically challenged
I love sex. Like, really love it. I’ve spent the last few years joking, laughing, reminiscing about a lot of the sex I’ve had. I
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There was a time, many moons ago, during my amazing tenure at the University of Maryland, where I genuinely believed I could pull off being
Have you ever been clicking around the nets and you come to some story about Taylor Swift or Lindsay Lohan and think to yourself “how
Remember when you were, like, two weeks away from moving into your dorm freshman year, and your biggest worry is “will my roommate be a
I have been a Yankees fan since I was five years old. I have scared the shit out of guys with my stat rat knowledge
Editor's Note: With the college lacrosse season underway, we asked BroBible contributor and lacrosse aficionado Stefanie Williams to weigh in on lacrosse stereotypes. Follow her
I remember the first day I stepped foot in my bar. I had just gotten laid off from the job that made me pray for
Most the things I blog about or do guest columns on are about sex and sports. It's safe to say I probably won't be wining