Span Bennett
About Span Bennett... Span (aka Mightyspan on Facebook and Twitter) was raised in a Detroit neighborhood while attending private, predominantly White, schools. The perspective this has lent him, along with his dazzling charisma and sense of humor, provides a look into the mind of a racial provocateur...or so says this bio that he just wrote.
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7 Reasons Why Kenny G (Yes, THAT Kenny G) Is A Total Fucking Badass

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One week ago, if you’d tried to convince me that Kenny G was in any way a badass I would have smothered my hands in baby powder and slapped you like a Russian mobster.

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9 Must-Follow Rules For Bros When Taking A Selfie

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You, bro, should not be posting selfies to social media.

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12 Reasons Why ‘Baby Got Back’ Is Still The Ultimate Courtship Song

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In 1992 a rapper calling himself Sir Mix-A-Lot made a song about asses.

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5 Ways Venezuelan Women Are Risking Their Lives To Get Fake Boobs

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Shutterstock Take the superficial vanity of Hollywood and transport it thousands of miles south and you’ll come to understand the Venezuelan standard of beauty.

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13 Guy Movies That Women Will Never Understand Why We Like Them

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Remember that time you saw ‘The Notebook’ and wondered *SPOILERS AHEAD* why, oh why, the fuck, would this guy deal with all this bullshit to get a girlfriend.

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7 Things Microsoft Will Probably Do To Minecraft After Buying Mojang

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Let me be clear, I have no idea what Microsoft’s exact plans for Mojang’s Minecraft are besides paying a sheedload of money for it.


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