Span Bennett
About Span Bennett... Span (aka Mightyspan on Facebook and Twitter) was raised in a Detroit neighborhood while attending private, predominantly White, schools. The perspective this has lent him, along with his dazzling charisma and sense of humor, provides a look into the mind of a racial provocateur...or so says this bio that he just wrote.
Strip clubs

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You imagine the conversation with your girl to go like this: You: I’m goin’ out with the fellas.

crazy stories

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YouTube Did you know that people waking up from a coma speaking a foreign language is an actual ‘thing.

stupid criminals

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The ‘what the fuck’-ery on this fucking piece is astounding.

dogs

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I suppose I should make some ‘man’s best friend’ not really being ‘man’s best friend’ when they shoot their owners, but fuck that.

2015

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Every year millions of people smash billions of ounces of alcohol in the hopes of making memories they won’t remember.

relationships

9 Things Men Absolutely Need In A Relationship

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Sex for sex’s sake is fun and everything, but eventually everyone needs love.

breasts

11 Times Chicks’ Boobs Got Cops In Deep Shit

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Blessed be the titty for it is by her flesh that we are nourished.

porn

These 7 Companies Are Most Likely To Be The First To Make Porn A 3-D Experience

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We invented the camera so we could take pictures of nekkid ladies.


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