Span Bennett
About Span Bennett... Span (aka Mightyspan on Facebook and Twitter) was raised in a Detroit neighborhood while attending private, predominantly White, schools. The perspective this has lent him, along with his dazzling charisma and sense of humor, provides a look into the mind of a racial provocateur...or so says this bio that he just wrote.
dating

5 Times Dating Someone You Met Online Went Horribly, Horribly Wrong

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First off, understand this: All you ladies reading this piece need to know that you must stay your ass off of Craigslist.

dating

18 Things You Never Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say

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In every relationship your girlfriend speaks two languages.

2015 oscars

10 Hottest Sex Scenes Of Oscar-Winning Actresses

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Writing about movie sex scenes is like going down on a sketchy chick you just met for the first time.

2015 oscars

15 Facts About The Oscars That Will Make You Hate The Oscars Even More

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Getty Image Every year the American film industry gets together in expensive clothes and jewels to pat themselves on the back in a three hour celebration of their ability to play the child’s game ‘Let’s Pretend.

Strip clubs

Here Are 10 Strip Clubs That Even Your Girlfriend Will Love…Probably

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You imagine the conversation with your girl to go like this: You: I’m goin’ out with the fellas.

crazy stories

These 6 People All Woke Up From A Coma Speaking A Foreign Language

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YouTube Did you know that people waking up from a coma speaking a foreign language is an actual ‘thing.

stupid criminals

These 9 Burglars Got Caught Masturbating Mid-Burgle

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The ‘what the fuck’-ery on this fucking piece is astounding.

dogs

Meet The 7 Dogs That Accidentally Shot Their Owners

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I suppose I should make some ‘man’s best friend’ not really being ‘man’s best friend’ when they shoot their owners, but fuck that.

2015

7 Things You Should Never Do While Partying On New Year’s Eve

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Every year millions of people smash billions of ounces of alcohol in the hopes of making memories they won’t remember.

relationships

9 Things Men Absolutely Need In A Relationship

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Sex for sex’s sake is fun and everything, but eventually everyone needs love.

breasts

11 Times Chicks’ Boobs Got Cops In Deep Shit

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Blessed be the titty for it is by her flesh that we are nourished.

porn

These 7 Companies Are Most Likely To Be The First To Make Porn A 3-D Experience

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We invented the camera so we could take pictures of nekkid ladies.


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