Span Bennett
About Span Bennett... Span (aka Mightyspan on Facebook and Twitter) was raised in a Detroit neighborhood while attending private, predominantly White, schools. The perspective this has lent him, along with his dazzling charisma and sense of humor, provides a look into the mind of a racial provocateur...or so says this bio that he just wrote.
relationships

9 Things Men Absolutely Need In A Relationship

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Sex for sex’s sake is fun and everything, but eventually everyone needs love.

breasts

11 Times Chicks’ Boobs Got Cops In Deep Shit

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Blessed be the titty for it is by her flesh that we are nourished.

porn

These 7 Companies Are Most Likely To Be The First To Make Porn A 3-D Experience

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We invented the camera so we could take pictures of nekkid ladies.

christmas

10 Christmas Traditions You Should Chill-The-Fuck-Out On

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Christmas may be the most wondrous time of the year, but 80% of it is bullshit.

weird crimes

6 Times Chicks Broke The Law Using Breast Milk

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Breast milk, for most of us, is the first food to sustain us once we entered this mortal coil.

badass party of one

7 Reasons Why Kenny G (Yes, THAT Kenny G) Is A Total Fucking Badass

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One week ago, if you’d tried to convince me that Kenny G was in any way a badass I would have smothered my hands in baby powder and slapped you like a Russian mobster.


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