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Span Bennett

About Span Bennett...

Span (aka Mightyspan on Facebook and Twitter) was raised in a Detroit neighborhood while attending private, predominantly White, schools. The perspective this has lent him, along with his dazzling charisma and sense of humor, provides a look into the mind of a racial provocateur...or so says this bio that he just wrote.
Be careful what you ask for. You just might get it.
I have personally utilized every single one of these opportunities. You can too.
YouTube is a big opportunity for the enterprising youngster with an idea and the free time to execute it. tells you everything you'll ever need to know about me
I know it’s tempting, Bro. That girl with the fat ass and juicy chest pieces is 100% thoroughbred lust object.
The party is the cornerstone of any civilized society.
This is not satire. This is science.
I know, bro. That damn toy your girl keeps hidden in one of her old purses can be intimidating, but do not fear the vibrator.