All posts by Rebecca Martinson

Rebecca Martinson

About Rebecca Martinson...

Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.
Free > not free.
Jon Snow + Samwell Tarly = BARF.
I don't get this fascination with watching people urinate / poop.
The only thing I ever really cared to know.
Maybe it's time to diversify the brands we buy.
Your worst nightmare come true.
Down and out.
Top notch "acting."
I expect no less out of Ramsey, but really Kimmel? Come on.
#foreveralone
It's allllll about the subtext.
Because losing something up your vagina is a common thing.
You could probably put that on your resume'.
The lamest 7 year-old you've ever seen.
Which is better, eating all the food in your kitchen or talking to random people?
Well, that's one way to get me to maybe watch CNN.
THUNK.
Cloyster = "Haunted Vagina" is sadly accurate.
Fallon killin' it with the weird games, as usual.
Spoiler: he's not actually a magician.
Find out what Hodor actually means when he says "Hodor."
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
I'm shitting bricks right now.
I don't think the Hippocratic oath mentions "secret vag videos" anywhere...?
Someone doesn't understand how the Internet works.
I've been living my life completely wrong.
Well, looks like it's time to live in Louisiana.
If dinosaurs won't get you into a threesome, what will?
"I'm watching a 'Friends' re-run, go masturbate or something this is important."
"We still coming."
Spoilers ahead, beware.
Stop crying in public, you're making everyone uncomfortable.
Why go somewhere fun when you can go to Walmart?
Easy mistake...except not.
Bruce Banner would've at least done it while the guy was facing him.
Why.
"Ectoplasm"....riiiight.
A handy tool if you're looking for someplace fun to visit.
I don't know shit about golf, but that looks annoying.
I'm estimating a budget of about 10 cents.