Paul Sacca
About Paul Sacca... World Renowned Toenail Model | Inventor of the Glory Hole | Shared a Cruller Doughnut with Jonah Hill in 2009 | Buys Porno Magazines in Airports | Voted Most Likely to be Pantsless When Arrested | 10th Member of the Wu-Tang Clan | Probably Slept with your Mother
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These Doltish Shitheads Took Smiling Selfies From The East Village Explosion Site

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If you feel the need to document an extraordinary event, that is absolutely understandable as long as you are at a safe distance and are staying clear of emergency workers that are attempting to resolve the unfortunate situation.

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SNL: The Rock Drops Brutally Honest WrestleMania Promos, Calls Out Opponent For Having Herpes

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Dwayne Johnson first hosted Saturday Night Live in 2000, then in 2002 as well as in 2009.

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Former Navy SEAL Who Was Shot 27 TIMES To Run Triathlon To Raise Money For Vets

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In what sounds like the next Rambo movie was the harsh, gritty reality for Mike Day.

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Special Needs Student Forced To Remove Varsity Letter Jacket After Shithead Parent Complains

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Michael Kelley loves basketball and plays his heart out on the special needs team at East High School in Wichita, Kansas.

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Floyd Mayweather’s Driver Gives A Tour Of Money’s Fleet Of Supercars Worth Millions

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It may be just a random coincidence, but a day after the news broke that Manny Pacquiao bought Didddy's $12 million Beverly Hills mansion, the Mayweather Promotions YouTube account released this flaunting footage of Floyd Mayweather's extravagant fleet of supercars.

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Father Hospitalized After Eating Daughter’s Pot Brownies

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You expertly mix your five ingredients and then slave over a fucking hot oven for 28-31 minutes or 30-33 minutes depending on the size of your pan, 8x8 or 9x9, but then there's always someone putting their greedy little fingers on your freshly baked goods.

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Insane Woman Goes COMPLETELY Ballistic At Taco Bell, Tells Manager To ‘Suck Her Dick!’

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I am genuinely not a huge proponent of restaurant workers spitting in customers' food, but in this particular case, I wouldn't blame these Taco Bell employees if they spit in her Sriracha Quesarito, put pubes in her Volcano Burrito and jacked off in her Baja Blast.


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