Let’s break some hearts.
Bros-there is nothing wrong with being a little predictable.
I’m not racist, but- just kidding.
In previous posts, I’ve defended my status as a “hater,” sanitizing it as some sort of noble undertaking; bravely castigating wrongdoers while the rest of you remain silent.
I love pickup basketball.
Last week we were bombarded with pixilated virals of Black Friday.
I don’t get “political scandals”.
This month marks Thanksgivukkah, the first time in thousands of years that the Jews and Anybody Who Isn’t A Native American’s favorite holidays fall on the same day, at the same damn time.