Harvey Champine
About Harvey Champine... Harvey Champine is a human person with human person thoughts. He's a lot like you in that way.
drinking games

10 Terrible Ideas For Drinking Games

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Spent all my quarters on laundry and skee ball.

2014 christmas

The 6 Stages Of Opening A Disappointing Christmas Present

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Opening presents isn't always a pleasurable experience.

2014 christmas

5 Holiday-Inspired Drinks That Won’t Make You Lose The Respect Of Men Everywhere

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Another December and another parentally hosted holiday party complete with the traditional pre-party screaming match and subsequent meltdown.

fast food

6 Fast-Food Breakfasts That Should Exist

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Completely relaxed, I settle into the couch, unwilling to walk the fifteen feet to the bed or clean up the Funyun pile perched on my stomach.

money

10 Things You Can Do For Money That Don’t Involve Actual Work

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Chasing that paper would be an overstatement—any forward momentum was exhausted years ago.

wtf

I Went An Entire Week Without Changing My Underwear, Because Fuck It, Right?

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It’s something that just happens, like a baby or a gambling addiction.

drinking

5 Stages Everyone Goes Through When Drunkenly Stumbling Home From The Bar

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Immediate frustration (1) festers as the bar doors slam shut.


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