Harvey Champine
About Harvey Champine... Harvey Champine is a human person with human person thoughts. He's a lot like you in that way.
Relationships

The Day Everyone Realized How Much Better Than Me My Girlfriend Is At Being A Man

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Mix two parts general ignorance with three parts garage-sale barbecue.

drinking games

10 Terrible Ideas For Drinking Games

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Spent all my quarters on laundry and skee ball.

2014 christmas

The 6 Stages Of Opening A Disappointing Christmas Present

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Opening presents isn't always a pleasurable experience.

2014 christmas

5 Holiday-Inspired Drinks That Won’t Make You Lose The Respect Of Men Everywhere

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Another December and another parentally hosted holiday party complete with the traditional pre-party screaming match and subsequent meltdown.

fast food

6 Fast-Food Breakfasts That Should Exist

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Completely relaxed, I settle into the couch, unwilling to walk the fifteen feet to the bed or clean up the Funyun pile perched on my stomach.


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