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drinking games

We Made An ‘Oregon Trail’ Drinking Game, Because If You’re Going To Die Of Dysentery You Might As Well Be Drunk

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For Those Wishing to Play at Home: Generous pull of whiskey upon leaving Independence, Missouri Chug for the entirety of every river crossing If the wagon sinks during a river crossing, finish your drink Two seconds of drinking for every bullet that doesn’t kill a bison Pour out some drink for each party member death Drink at each non-river landmark (e.

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The Day I Absolutely Ruined An Airplane Bathroom

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Pain resonated from every movement as I moved through the TSA line.

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The Day Everyone Realized How Much Better Than Me My Girlfriend Is At Being A Man

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Mix two parts general ignorance with three parts garage-sale barbecue.

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10 Terrible Ideas For Drinking Games

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Spent all my quarters on laundry and skee ball.

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The 6 Stages Of Opening A Disappointing Christmas Present

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Opening presents isn't always a pleasurable experience.

2014 christmas

5 Holiday-Inspired Drinks That Won’t Make You Lose The Respect Of Men Everywhere

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Another December and another parentally hosted holiday party complete with the traditional pre-party screaming match and subsequent meltdown.


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