Justin Gawel
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work life

6 Ways to Justify Your Insanely Long Bathroom Breaks at Work


Getting paid to poop is the only way to go through life, you guys.

real world problems

How to Seem Confident in Any Situation


Sooner or later we all fall victim. That gnawing self-doubt in the back of our minds feeds on anxiety.


9 Ways to Hide How Broke You Are When You Go Out This Weekend


You may not have a lot of money, but you do have a $2 bill.

things bros do

Why Opening That Bar with Your Friends Will Never Happen and Is a Terrible Idea


It’s the inevitable peak of drunk talk. A lull strikes your highly cerebral discussion on fantasy football and girl butt.


6 Signs You’ve Outgrown a Bar


I will beat this dead horse. I will beat this dead horse until it’s nothing but a tender pulp ready to meatballed into delicious treats for IKEA shoppers.

Working out

9 Keys to Hitting on Girls at the Gym


On paper it’s a total mismatch: a man trying to chat up ladies in a sanctuary of physical fitness.


6 Things Needed For Your Drunken Canoe Trip


Marked by relaxation, minimal hygiene, and expressing time in beers consumed rather than hours, the cottage lifestyle is a true slice of paradise.

things men shouldnt do

You Can’t Call Yourself an Adult Man if You Use These 10 Emoticons


Much like first dibs on lifeboats, emoticons are a thing for women and children. Text already speaks for itself; that’s the entire point of it.


5 Things That Happen at Every Bar Crawl


“Hey, I wonder what we’d all be like in public as a big, drunk crowd.” AWESOME, that's what.


10 Reasons Why Your Waiter/Waitress Hates You


The game is the game; customers gonna bitch and waiters gonna hate.