All posts by Jake Alexander

About Jake Alexander...

One man's miserable journey...
After your first year of college, deciding how you spend your summers becomes a pretty big deal.
Summerrrrr. It's back. You ready to grab a 12 pack and head poolside with your bros?
What do you notice first about a person? The way they walk? Their handshake? Their smile? Something else? I might be the strangest fucking person
Cheating begins with a lie that you tell yourself. Everyone else is doing it! It’s not that bad! Nobody will know!
Hi, my name is Jake. I’m a senior in college. You and I probably aren’t that different from one another, except for one major thing.
Not only did Stanford University recently send a quarterback to the NFL with the nicest neckbeard that side of the Mississippi, but
How often would you say that you get overly frustrated? More than once a week? Perhaps even daily?
Hell is other people.
Are you hungry? When was the last time you ate? Is your colon begging for mercy? I bet it was […]
If you’re a living human being, chances are you have come in contact with a person you consider “stupid” in your lifetime. It might be
Like many other people, I have a group iMessage on my iPhone. There are six of us in the group chat (names changed for obvious
I would like to think that high school aptly prepares all students for college. However, sitting here as a senior about to ride a flaming
​Google didn’t just buy it for $966 million dollars.  What is it?Waze is a GPS navigational app with turn by […]