Look, I get it.
National Vodka Day is October 4th, and we're celebrating by getting drunk (responsibly).
Today is National Coffee Day, which is a bigger load of BS than Bastille Day.
A new pumpkin spice product hits the shelf every 3.
Colin Joliat National Apple Dumpling day is a real thing that exists (today is that day), and the only way to properly celebrate is with bourbon.
Oktoberfest beer is the mother of all seasonals, but you better buy yours before it's too late.
If you're not grilling on Labor Day, you're a terrorist.
I like Cinderella's original car as much as the next guy, but it's too early for orange fruit beer.
Austin Beerworks just invented the first ever 99-pack of beer.
Cocktails aren't the first thought when it comes to Labor Day.
There are very few life rules to which I adhere, but one is, "should a beautiful woman offer you media access to a Dave and Buster grand opening in Hollywood, you're obliged to go.