Chris Illuminati
About Chris Illuminati... Here is more than you'll ever really want to know about me -- These are the books I've written, these are the places I've done or will do stand-up, these are the articles I've written, this is the blog I do about my inadequacies as a father and this is how you can get in touch with me.
food

Frito-Lay Finally Chose Winner Of ‘The Worst Potato Chip Flavor Ideas Ever’ Contest

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The country has spoken and no one except stoners and coffee addicts want cappuccino-flavored potato chips.

weird news

The Most Authentic Haunted House In America Has Actual Dead People Inside

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The Graham family of Waukegan, Illinois has THE Halloween hot spot.

funny

Chick Uses Cheap Halloween Costume To Break News To Bro He’s Going To Be A Dad

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I'm not against telling a guy he's going to be a dad in creative ways.

weird news

Obviously Sane Woman Selling Her Imaginary Friend On eBay For $300

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Georgia Horrocks is parting with her most prized possession, her imaginary friend Bernard.


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