Chris Illuminati
About Chris Illuminati... Here is more than you'll ever really want to know about me -- These are the books I've written, these are the places I've done or will do stand-up, these are the articles I've written, this is the blog I do about my inadequacies as a father and this is how you can get in touch with me.
WTF

Man’s Penis Gets Stuck Inside Woman — And Whoops — She’s Married And The Whole Town Saw It Happen

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The craziest story of the week (that I've read) comes from South Africa and involves cheating, witchcraft, public fornication and the medical term for getting a penis stuck inside a vagina forever (which I always thought was called marriage.

WTF

Yankees Prospect Issued The Saddest Check In Baseball History

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The life of a minor league ball player isn't all groupies and seeing the country from the window of a charter bus.

WWE

Former WWE Champion Officially Done With The Company

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In perhaps the least surprising WWE news of the week -- besides the shocking development of Triple H and Steph being elected to the Board of Directors -- is that a former WWE champion is officially done with the company.

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College With Two Openly Gay Athletes Bans Homosexuality On Campus

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Erskine College, a small school in rural South Carolina, made headlines last year after two players on the men's volleyball team came out to teammates.

WWE

Andre The Giant Attempting To Jump Off The Top Rope Is Something You Don’t See Every Day — AND THANK GOD

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Andre The Giant, the biggest attraction in wrestling for decades, was known for many things -- his drinking ability, his handsome face and his massive dong but a man 7'4" can't be good at everything.


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