Chris Illuminati
About Chris Illuminati... Here is more than you'll ever really want to know about me -- These are the books I've written, these are the places I've done or will do stand-up, these are the articles I've written, this is the blog I do about my inadequacies as a father and this is how you can get in touch with me.
stupid money

Dwyane Wade Wants To Sell You $20K In Dead Alligator Parts

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Dwyane Wade isn't worried about the upcoming NBA season.

wtf

Bro Stops At Friend’s House, And Oops, Spots A Severed Head In A Garbage Bag

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A Tennessee man is still traumatized after spotting a human head in his friend's backyard.

brobible podcast

Why Don’t Miss America Contestants Wear Bikinis The Entire Show? — The BroBible Podcast

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On today's episode of the The BroBible Podcast, Kyle and Chris discuss the Miss America pageant, major pop culture events people just don't give a crap about anymore, college athletes hanging with porn stars and what's been going on in wrestling since Kyle stopped watching back in 2000.

wrestling

Here’s A Move That Should Be Banned From Wrestling For All Of Eternity

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The WWE has a list of moves that performers are not allowed to execute in the ring.

university of georgia

Why A University of Georgia Football Player Spends One Day A Month Surrounded By Cougars

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It's funny how certain college football players choose to spend their free time.

city life

Be Sure This Guy Isn’t Around The Next Time You’re Hailing A Cab

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Hailing a cab in a major city is a frustrating experience.

apple

Forcing Users To Download The New U2 Album Wasn’t Bad Enough, Now Apple Is Taking Things Way Too Far

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Apple sent the new U2 album, Songs of Innocence, to every iTunes library on the planet.

tv

Bray Wyatt Appeared On A Morning Show And It’s An Even Bigger Trainwreck Than You’re Imagining

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Bray Wyatt toes the line between absurd character and possibly real person.


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