Chris Illuminati
About Chris Illuminati... Here is more than you'll ever really want to know about me -- These are the books I've written, these are the places I've done or will do stand-up, these are the articles I've written, this is the blog I do about my inadequacies as a father and this is how you can get in touch with me.
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Hooters Girls Something, Something Christmas Song Let’s Just Stare At Their Racks

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In this video thrown together in probably an hour, Hooters girls are singing the 12 Days Of Christmas, but they've replaced the normal lyrics with stuff about Hooters restaurants.

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Dan Bilzerian Shows Off Expensive Car Collection, Which Is Probably Ill-Advised, Considering He’s About To Get Sued

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Dan Bilzerian must walk the earth with the Big Sean song I Don't Fuck With You on repeat in his head.

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Gamer Calls Cops To Report Shooting In ‘Grand Theft Auto’ And Was Totally Serious

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Look, we've all been there -- after a few hours playing a game like Grand Theft Auto, it's hard to separate reality from video game.

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Tom Coughlin’s Subtle Tribute To NYPD Officers Killed Over The Weekend Is Just About Perfect

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Over the weekend, two NYPD officers were killed in cold blood, sitting in their car in the Bedford-Stuyvesant section of Brooklyn.

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Thanks To The Instapurge, One Instagram Account Went From 3.6 Million Followers To 8

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If you're unfamiliar with The Instapurge, you might want to check your Instagram account -- the photo app deleted millions of spam accounts today in an effort to clean up the service.

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78 Cocktails Every Bro Should Know AND Know How To Make

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Every bro should have a small bar in his place.


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