Chris Illuminati
About Chris Illuminati... Here is more than you'll ever really want to know about me -- These are the books I've written, these are the places I've done or will do stand-up, these are the articles I've written, this is the blog I do about my inadequacies as a father and this is how you can get in touch with me.
wwe

John Cena Got Called Out By THE WORST WRESTLER OF ALL TIME

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I'm slowly starting to climb back on the John Cena fan wagon.

funny

Watch ‘The Fantastic Mystery of Shaq’s Penis’ Right Now Because It’s Animated And It’s Classic

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Let's step into the time machine to go back to 2013 and an episode of Conan.

tv

These Bros Believe Bigfoot Exists And They’re On A Mission To Kill The Bastard

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Here are my thoughts on all legends and myths like Bigfoot, Loch Ness and the gang -- I don't trust people who are adamant that those creatures exist and I don't trust people whole-heartedly believe that they don't roam the earth.

hacks

Check Out This Simple Hack To Shoot Real Webs Like You’re Spider-Man This Halloween

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If you haven't settled on a Halloween costume yet this video might inspire you to hit up Halloween parties as your friendly neighborhood web-slinger.

criminals

War Machine Tweets A Journal Entry Where He Says His Victims ‘Deserved It’

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War Machine, fresh off a failed suicide attempt, had his prison journal "leak" online today.

tv

Who Is The Hot Alabama Fan In The ESPN ‘Who’s In?’ Commercial?

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There are a couple hot fans in the ESPN "Who's In" college football playoffs commercial but most bros only care about the knockout Alabama fan sitting shotgun.

the donald

Donald Trumps Hot Take On Oscar Pistorius Will Piss Everyone Off

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Oscar Pistorius was sentenced earlier this week to five years in prison for the killing of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp.

food

I Have Constructed The Perfect Fast Food Meal Using Every Major Chain And Only $6

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At lunch this week, I managed to spend over $12 buying fast food just off the restaurant dollar menu.


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