Cass Anderson
About Cass Anderson... Cass is the social media editor and Director of Online Marketing for Guyism.com. You will find him at every Phish show that has ever existed, even ones before he was born.
food

Watching The Phillies This Season Will Be Tolerable Thanks To This Gut Busting 2,200-Calorie Cheeseburger

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The Philadelphia Phillies might be the worst team in baseball during the 2015 MLB season, which is further exacerbated by the fact that they play in the same division as the team expected to win the 2015 World Series (The Nats).

fight

High School Hallway Brouhaha Ends With Devastating Suplex Onto Unforgiving Tile

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What started out as an exchanging of blows culminated when one dude got suplexed onto the unforgiving tile floor of a high school hallway.

must see imagery

62 Of The Best Damn Photos On The Internet

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In today's Must See Imagery we're tackling the hilariously random photos I came across on my daily journey to the center of the Internet.

honest trailer

‘Half-Life 3′ Gets The Trailer It Deserves On This Most Special Of Days

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'Half-Life 3' has been confirmed in an announcement by President Obama.

north korea

Pornhub Insights For North Korea Shows A Kinky Country With Almost Zero Stamina

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North Korea is one of the most secretive and least advanced countries on the planet, so it might shock you to know that North Koreans have Internet access and do visit Pornhub like the rest of us.

aliens

Scientists Want To Communicate With Aliens By Sharing Our Internet Porn With Them

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Instead of sending an infinite loop of beeps and boops into space in an attempt to communicate with aliens, scientists are proposing a radical new plan to blast our Internet into outer space via laser.

true love

4’4” Dwarf To Marry His 6’3” Transgender Girlfriend And Unite As Florida’s Happiest Couple

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At just 4-foot-4-inches tall, Anton Kraft claims to be the strongest man in the world (proportionately), citing the heaviest benchpress weight for anyone in his weight class.

mlb

‘Back To The Future II’ Predicted The 2015 World Series, And One Of The Teams Is Promoting The Hell Out Of It

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It's been over a quarter century since 'Back to the Future II' (1989) hit theaters and predicted a 2015 World Series outcome with the Cubs defeating Miami.

nick offerman

Even Ron Swanson Is Boycotting Indiana—Nick Offerman Cancels Comedy Tour Stop Over Anti-Gay Law

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Unless you've been living under a rock for the past few weeks you've heard the nation coming together in defiance of Indiana's controversial anti-gay law known as the "religious freedom" law.

trevor noah

New Host Of ‘The Daily Show’ Already Labeled A ‘Jew-Hating Bully Towards Fat Chicks’ Because Comedy’s Dead

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Comedy Central recently announced that 31-year-old South African Trevor Noah will take over for Jon Stewart as the next host of 'The Daily Show'.


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