All posts by Brandon Cohen

Brandon Cohen

About Brandon Cohen...

Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.
Railroad tracks are the battleground of choice for Brits.
Joe Dirt ain't dirt poor.
And by interesting, I mean hilariously callous
I just realized I'm not Gucci, and I'm devastated.
You're free now, Drunk Chick! You're free!
This father is the spawn of some hell demon.
Jesus has risen, and he declares "you're on your own, bro."
I assure you that this was not just some fever dream.
Hint: It's not Frankie Muniz.
The Book don't lie.
Magic + Drugs = Fun!
It's gonna be okay, dude. You can give away the money.
All the cow news that's fit to print.
First time I've ever watched a lady choke on a hot dog that wasn't NSFW.
Jack Dawson, he is not.
That escalated quickly.
Putting Preston Waters to shame.
I'd recommend life in prison without the possibility of parole.
Definitely fighting over some old lady poon.
Damn sidewalk came out of nowhere.
Keep in mind that Snoop Dogg is not a state.
The 'ol Willie Beamen Special.
I'd give this guy about 10-15 years without parole.
I'm so upset by this I'm gonna continue not buying their music.
Big toss up between Paulina and powder.
And he's only 980k away from his goal!
Ocean's 14?
I don't care what this guy is running for, I'm voting for him.
This is not a video from The Onion.
Shots fired. Cold War Part 2 about to pop off.
Side chicks getting real brave these days.
This is the most important news you'll read all day.
This might be the only way to get me to go for a run.
You come at the king's phone, you best not miss.
My boxers are now filled with pre-cum.
At least we have television?
Hanging out with your mom's friends just became tolerable!
Henry and Mudge In: The Cock Bite
Papa's got a brand new bag... of hallucinogenic drugs.