Uber needs all the PR help it can get right now.
The nerds have risen.
In my continuing award-winning coverage of drunk people falling, I bring you "Drunk Dude Flips Over Porch.
Being a Loss Prevention guy is like being a cop, except with none of the weapons or training.
The thing about drunk chicks is that they ain't so good at land walking, and here's another video to support that claim.
Let's blame the embarrassing loss on the jersey distraction.
Sharing your hangover with the fire department is the worst.
Didn't know you could get in trouble for being the man.
I'm down to jump in and take this bet if Ellen doesn't come through.
I guess bestiality exists even when you're an animal.
Beard: It's What's For Dinner.