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Boatshoe Bobby

About Boatshoe Bobby...

Boatshoe Bobby is many things — ravenous lover, poet, the the self-proclaimed king of paella — but most of all, he is a slave to his own existence. Also, an owner of boatshoes.
Birthday suit ftw.
Negotiation always goes better when you have boobs.
NBA WAG.
Do you want to see the "50 Shades of Grey" trailer? You know you do. It'll be our little secret.
We know you need something to get you through hump day.
Hi, Jess.
When did Flo either age 35 years or have surgery to look like Carrot Top?
  Watch it because you’re board. Watch it because you love seeing people fail. Watch it because looking at girls […]
Really. It's actually named "Eager Beaver Bar."
If you're gonna get arrested for something, it might as well be this.
In summation: We're all fucked.
She's just being Miley.
His name is Connor Vanover and he is tall.
I'm so torn.
I think I'm in love.
All kids love cursing. Can't get enough of it.
Nothing better than being an asshole out of sheer boredom. Or what appears to be sheer boredom.
So stupid. So unnecessary. So awesome.
That's not subtle.
Coincidence? Yeah, probably.
This is apparently how Chrissy Teigen "gets in the zone for presenting at the ESPYs."
Showoff.
Good for her.
This needs no introduction.
Wait for it...
This guy is no Bernie Madoff, that's for sure.
Who knew income inequality could be a barrel of laughs?
Warren Buffett does not look pleased to be in this photo.
For my money, Warren G. Harding is now the flyest Warren G. to have ever lived.
Can't hate on the Mom with the laundry basket in the background either.
"Here on page 37 it says, "if a franchise player leaves we must burn the jersey." -Heat fan reading "How to Be a Loyal Fan
Whoops.
Welcome to a 1986 episode of Saturday Night Live...in the year 2014.
Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll" finally got picked for the most coveted cover treatment on the Internet.
It must be a hot girl thing.
This Trekkie is on another level. And that level is his basement, where his wife makes him keep all this stuff.
Love having no fun ever? Enroll in one of these schools.
With all the information on the web, we should all be experts by now, people.
I can't stop crying.
Subtlety is not Fallon's strong point apparently.