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Boatshoe Bobby

About Boatshoe Bobby...

Boatshoe Bobby is many things — ravenous lover, poet, the the self-proclaimed king of paella — but most of all, he is a slave to his own existence. Also, an owner of boatshoes.
Who wouldn't?
Absolute perfection.
Here a skeet. There a skeet. Everywhere a skeet, skeet.
Legolas: 1, Bieber: -100
He might have a little too much time on his hands.
Come in tame. Say something about yourself that's relatable, even sad. Then drop the HAMMER.
Reddit user DruishPrincess69 either has the best sense of humor I’ve encountered, or is one of the creepiest individuals I’ve ever […]
I hate Tuesdays.
"No" "No" "No" "Yes! Just kidding..." "No"
Prepare to learn as much from this video as you learned in 4 years of college.
Keep 'em coming ladies.
This movie needs to be made NOW.
This man is an expert at being annoying to people who annoy everyone.
Hold onto your butts, people.
All the District dwellers who escaped to District 13 are fixin' to have an uprising!
Birthday suit ftw.
Negotiation always goes better when you have boobs.
Do you want to see the "50 Shades of Grey" trailer? You know you do. It'll be our little secret.
We know you need something to get you through hump day.
Hi, Jess.
When did Flo either age 35 years or have surgery to look like Carrot Top?
  Watch it because you’re board. Watch it because you love seeing people fail. Watch it because looking at girls […]
Really. It's actually named "Eager Beaver Bar."
If you're gonna get arrested for something, it might as well be this.
In summation: We're all fucked.
She's just being Miley.
His name is Connor Vanover and he is tall.
I'm so torn.
I think I'm in love.
All kids love cursing. Can't get enough of it.
Nothing better than being an asshole out of sheer boredom. Or what appears to be sheer boredom.
So stupid. So unnecessary. So awesome.
That's not subtle.
Coincidence? Yeah, probably.
This is apparently how Chrissy Teigen "gets in the zone for presenting at the ESPYs."
Good for her.
This needs no introduction.
Wait for it...