Earlier this morning a real-life resume from a living, breathing job-searcher landed in a BroBible inbox. We're not going to disclose the name of this bright whippersnapper, but we'll definitely share his credentials for a summer analyst position at Goldman Sachs. We're not sure if this aspiring financial analyst actually landed his dream job at the prestigious investment firm, but we definitely think he had cajones for sending in a resume and cover letter peppered with so much hubris. Check it out after the jump.  Keep Reading »

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Good evening, procrastinators. If you're in college, there's a pretty good chance small talk about your decided major and future career plans came up over Thanksgiving dinner. If you're out of college and still haven't landed a job or once had one and are now unemployed along with 10.2% of America, perhaps this conversation was especially grueling. If you graduated with an ambiguous degree, loathe the idea of grad school, and vehemently abhor the idea of spending the hours of 9 to 5 in a corporate cubicle, here are six creative careers and entrepreneurial undertakings worth considering.

1. Lap Dance Researcher

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Each morning, like most of you, I wake up, contemplate suicide, and then reluctantly drag myself to work. To say that I dread going to my job would be a complete understatement. I can honestly declare that I'd rather have someone take a potato peeler to my dick than go to work most mornings. Nothing about my job makes me look forward to being there. Not even the mirror in the men's room can lift my spirits. But what truly makes me loathe my job more than the non-stimulating work, the chair bound to give me a compressed spinal cord, and the shitty coffee in the break room is the people I am forced to encounter each day. Below is a list of these people.

10. Hot Intern: I'll start with you because for obvious reasons, you are the only person in the office that I can tolerate. It's no secret that you were hired for three reasons; your gorgeous face, your perfect areolas, and your dick-sucking prowess. But, it's safe to say that if your face were to get rearranged in a horrific accident, I would hate your fucking guts, too. Now spread 'um.

9. The Creep: The year-after-year winner of the highly coveted "Most Likely to Rape a Co-worker Award." Your uncomfortable stares and cigarette breath are only outshined by your complete lack of hygiene and inch-long nostril hair. How you have not been convicted of a sex crime is truly remarkable. All I can guess is that you must do a hell of a job at hiding the remains of the women you probably hack to pieces in your spare time. And for that I am forced to commend you.

8. The Ass Kisser: It is probably a misnomer to refer to this person simply as an "ass kisser," since this guy or girl would eat the janitor's dick cheese if it meant a promotion. While I'm generally a selfish prick who won't lift a finger if to lend a hand, the Ass Kisser runs around the office like his dick's just caught fire, making small talk about the climate and kissing every ass in a mile-wide radius. If this overly enthusiastic tool is in your office, I bet just like me you'll hope to be present on the day they perish.  Keep Reading »

Everyone's heard about the free food that Google provides all its staffers at its offices in the United States and abroad. But have you ever actually seen inside a Google office? The guys over at Uncoached got a hold of some shots of the company's Zurich offices. Show these to your boss, and tell him you want an office upgrade.


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