If you're as addicted to the Big Dance as we are, it's absolutely ludicrous to ask you to switch from CBS to FX this evening in order to catch the season finale of a cartoon. We hear you loud and clear: "No. Fucking. Way." However, we've been preaching the animated gospel of "Archer" since we first interviewed the show's creator, Adam Reed, back in January, when it was just a microscopic blip on our radar. In case you're out of the loop, Sterling Archer is a debonair, boozy secret agent (and former prep school laxer) who bangs lots of ladies and rattles off suggestive, wise-cracking one-liners while kicking bad-guy ass.

If San Diego vs. Tennessee or any of the 9 o'clock games go into overtime (which is a very real possibility, considering the rest of the day's events), you're probably not going to want to switch over. We completely understand. However, if the college hoop games wrap up before 11, you'll be able to catch an encore performance of Archer's season finale. You can always catch it on Hulu and On-Demand in about a week or the re-run on Sunday night. Fortunately, we hear FX is bringing the show back for a second season, and we'll continue to plug it hard so hopefully it won't be as ill-fated as other short-lived gems such as "Arrested Development" and "Freaks and Geeks." A promo for tonight's episode is after the jump.

Tonight's NCAA Tournament on CBS and March Madness On Demand:
7:10 p.m.: (9) Northern Iowa vs. (8) UNLV
7:15 p.m.: (16) East Tennessee State vs. (1) Kentucky
7:20 p.m.: (11) Washington vs. (6) Marquette
7:25 p.m.: (14) Ohio vs. (3) Georgetown
9:30 p.m.: (16) Lehigh vs. (1) Kansas
9:35 p.m.: (9) Wake Forest vs. (8) Texas
9:40 p.m.: (14) Montana vs. (3) New Mexico
9:45 p.m.: (11) San Diego State vs. (6) Tennessee

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Here's what's worth watching tonight:
7 p.m.: NIT: Weber State vs. Cincinnati (ESPN2); NIT: Northwestern vs. Rhode Island (ESPNU)
8 p.m.: "Scrubs" (ABC); "Human Target" (FOX); NBA: Spurs vs. Magic (ESPN)
8:30 p.m.: "The Middle" (ABC)
9 p.m.: "Modern Family" (ABC); "American Idol" (FOX); NIT: St. John's vs. Memphis (ESPN2); CBB: Stony Brook vs. Illinois (ESPNU); "Man vs. Wild" (Discovery)
10 p.m.: "The Real World: D.C." (MTV); "Nip/Tuck (FX)
10:30 p.m.: "MANswers" (Spike)

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Here's what's worth watching tonight:
7 p.m.: NIT: Northeastern vs. UConn (ESPN2)
7:30 p.m.: NCAA Tournament: Winthrop vs. Arkansas-Pine Bluff (ESPN); Rangers vs. Canadiens (Versus)
8 p.m.: "Lost" (ABC); "American Idol" (FOX)
9 p.m.: "Lost" (ABC); NIT: NC State vs. South Florida (ESPNU); NIT: Texas Tech vs. Seton Hall (ESPN2)
9:30 p.m.: NIT: William & Mary vs. UNC (ESPN);
10 p.m.: "FlashForward" (recap episode, ABC); "Parenthood" (NBC); "Blue Mountain State" (SPIKE); "Southland" (TNT); NIT: Jackson State vs. Mississippi State (ESPNU)
11 p.m.: NIT: Jacksonville vs. Arizona State (ESPN2)

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Here's what's worth watching tonight:
7 p.m.: Bruins vs. Devils (Versus)
8 p.m.: "House" (FOX); "How I Met Your Mother (CBS); "Top Gear" (BBC America); "Life Unexpected" (CW); "Chuck" (NBC); NBA: Pistons vs. Celtics (ESPN)
9 p.m.: "24" (Fox); "Monday Night Raw" with guest host Stone Cold Steve Austin(USA)
10 p.m.: "Men of a Certain Age" (TNT); "Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations" (Travel); "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" (Showtime)

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Here's what's worth watching tonight:
7 p.m.: CBB: Notre Dame vs. Pittsburgh (ESPN); CBB: North Carolina vs. Georgia Tech (ESPN2)
8 p.m.: "Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains" (CBS); "American Idol" (FOX); "Community" (NBC); NBA: Bulls vs. Magic (TNT)
8:30 p.m.: "Parks and Recreation" (NBC)
9 p.m.: "The Office" (NBC) "Kitchen Nightmares" (FOX); "The Mentalist" (CBS); CBB: Cincinnati vs. West Virginia (ESPN); CBB: Texas vs. Baylor (ESPN2)
9:30 p.m.: "30 Rock" (NBC)
10 p.m.: "Important Things with Demetri Martin" (Comedy); "Burn Notice" (USA); "The Mentalist" (CBS); "Archer" (FX); "The Marriage Ref" (NBC)
10:30 p.m.: "The Sarah Silverman Program" (Comedy); NBA: Blazers vs. Warriors (TNT)

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Here's what's worth watching tonight:
7 p.m.: CBB: Seton Hall vs. Notre Dame (ESPN); CBB: Robert Morris vs. Quinnipiac (ESPN2); LAX: Duke vs. North Carolina (ESPN-U)
8 p.m.: "Scrubs" (ABC); "Human Target" (FOX)
8:30 p.m.: "The Middle" (ABC)
9 p.m.: "Modern Family" (ABC); "American Idol" (FOX); CBB: Cincinnati vs. Louisville (ESPN); CBB: Montana vs. Weber State (ESPN2); "Man vs. Wild" (Discovery)
10 p.m.: "The Real World: D.C." (MTV); "Nip/Tuck (FX)
10:30 p.m.: "MANswers" (Spike)

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Here's what's worth watching tonight:
7 p.m.: CBB: North Texas vs. Troy University (ESPN2); Providence vs. Seton Hall (ESPN-U)
7:30 p.m.: NHL: Flyers vs. Islanders (Versus)
8 p.m.: "Lost" (ABC); "American Idol" (FOX); National Geographic Magazine's Top 10 Photos of the Year (PBS)
9 p.m.: "Lost" (ABC); CBB: Wright State vs. Butler (ESPN); CBB: IUPUI vs. Oakland (ESPN2); CBB: Rutgers vs. Cincinnati (ESPN-U)
10 p.m.: "Parenthood" (NBC); "Blue Mountain State" (SPIKE); "Southland" (TNT)
11 p.m.: LAX: University of Maryland at Baltimore County vs. Johns Hopkins (ESPN-U)

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Here's what's worth watching tonight:
7 p.m.: Stars vs. Capitals (Versus)
8 p.m.: "House" (FOX); "How I Met Your Mother (CBS); "Top Gear" (BBC America); "Life Unexpected" (CW)
9 p.m.: "24" (Fox); "Monday Night Raw" (USA)
10 p.m.: "Men of a Certain Age" (TNT); "Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations" (Travel); "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" (Showtime)

Tonight's hoops schedule:
6 p.m.: Western Kentucky vs. Troy (ESPN360.com) -- Sun Belt Conference
7 p.m.: William & Mary vs. Old Dominion (ESPN) -- Colonial Athletic Conference
7 p.m.: IPFW vs. Oakland (ESPN360.com) -- Summit League
7 p.m.: Fairfield at Siena (ESPN2) -- Metro Atlantic Athletic Conference
8:30 p.m.: Denver vs. North Texas (ESPN360.com) -- Sun Belt Conference
9 p.m.: Appalachian State vs. Wofford (ESPN2) -- Southern Conference
9:30 p.m.: Saint Mary's vs. (14) Gonzaga (ESPN) -- West Coast Conference
9:30 p.m.: Oral Roberts vs. IUPUI (ESPN360.com) -- Summit League

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Here's what's worth watching tonight:
7 p.m.: CBB: Seton Hall vs. Rutgers (ESPN); CBB: Penn State vs. Michigan State (ESPN2); NHL: Penguins vs. Rangers (Versus)
8 p.m.: "Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains" (CBS); "American Idol" (FOX); "Community" (NBC); NBA: Lakers vs. Heat (TNT)
8:30 p.m.: "Parks and Recreation" (NBC)
9 p.m.: "The Office" (NBC) "Kitchen Nightmares" (FOX); "The Mentalist" (CBS); CBB: LSU vs. Mississippi (ESPN); CBB: Providence vs. Pittsburgh (ESPN2)
10 p.m.: "Important Things with Demetri Martin" (Comedy); "Burn Notice" (USA); "The Mentalist" (CBS); "Archer" (FX); "The Marriage Ref" (NBC)
10:30 p.m.: "The Sarah Silverman Program" (Comedy); NBA: Jazz vs. Suns (TNT)
11 p.m.: CBB: Santa Clara vs. Gonzaga (ESPN2)

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Here's what's worth watching tonight:
7 p.m.: CBB: UConn vs. Notre Dame (ESPN); CBB: Wake Forest vs. Florida State (ESPN2); CBB: Alabama vs. South Carolina (ESPN-U)
8 p.m.: "American Idol" (FOX); "Modern Family" (ABC); "Human Target" (FOX); "Life Unexpected" (CW); "Faces of America with Henry Louis Gates, Jr." (PBS)
8:30 p.m.: "The Middle" (ABC)
9 p.m.: CBB: Duke vs. Maryland (ESPN); CBB: Oklahoma State vs. Texas A&M (ESPN2); CBB: Virigina vs. Boston College (ESPN-U); "Modern Family" (ABC); "Man vs. Wild" (Discovery)
10 p.m.: Oprah's Oscar Special (ABC); "The Real World: D.C." (MTV); "Nip/Tuck (FX)
10:30 p.m.: "MANswers" (Spike)

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Here's what's worth watching tonight:
7 p.m.: CBB: Vanderbilt vs. Florida (ESPN); CBB: Villanova vs. Cincinnati (ESPN2)
7:30 p.m.: NHL: Flyers vs. Lightning (Versus); CBB: South Florida vs. DePaul (ESPN-U)
8 p.m.: "Lost" (ABC); "American Idol" (FOX); Astronomer Neil deGrasse Tyson's special about Pluto (PBS)
9 p.m.: "Lost" (ABC); CBB: Illinois vs. Ohio State (ESPN)
9:30 p.m.: CBB: Louisville vs. Marquette (ESPN-U)
10 p.m.: "Parenthood" (NBC); "Blue Mountain State" (SPIKE); "Southland" (TNT)

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Here's what's worth watching tonight:
7 p.m.: CBB: Georgetown vs. West Virginia (ESPN); CBB: TBD (ESPN-U)
8 p.m.: "House" (FOX); "How I Met Your Mother (CBS); "Top Gear" (BBC America)
9 p.m.: "24" (Fox); "Life Unexpected" (CW); "Monday Night Raw" (USA); CBB: Oklahoma vs. Texas (ESPN); CBB: TBD (ESPN2); CBB: North Carolina A&T vs. Morgan State (ESPN-U); NHL: Red Wings vs. Avalanche (Versus)
10 p.m.: "Men of a Certain Age" (TNT); "Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations" (Travel); "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" (Showtime)

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Here's what's worth watching tonight:
7 p.m.: CBB: Iowa vs. Northwestern (ESPN); CBB: Tulsa vs. Duke (ESPN2); CBB: Georgia vs. Vanderbilt (ESPN-U)
8 p.m.: Winter Olympics: Freestyle skiing and nordic combined, women's figure skating (NBC); Olympics Women's Hockey: USA vs. Canada for gold medal (MSNBC); "Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains" (CBS); NBA: Cavaliers vs. Celtics (TNT)
9 p.m.: "Kitchen Nightmares" (FOX); "The Mentalist" (CBS); CBB: Arizona vs. California (ESPN); CBB: South Carolina vs. Kentucky (ESPN2)
10 p.m.: "Important Things with Demetri Martin" (Comedy); "Burn Notice" (USA); "The Mentalist" (CBS); "Archer" (FX)
10:30 p.m.: "The Sarah Silverman Program" (Comedy); NBA: Nuggets vs. Warriors (TNT)
11 p.m.: CBB: Santa Clara vs. Gonzaga (ESPN2)

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Here's what's worth watching tonight:
7 p.m.: CBB: Florida State vs. North Carolina (ESPN); CBB: Pittsburgh vs. Notre Dame (ESPN2); CBB: Virginia Tech vs. Boston College (ESPN-U); Soccer: U.S. vs. El Salvador (ESPN Classic)
8 p.m.: Winter Olympics: Bobsled, short track speed skating, giant slalom, cross-country skiing, women's aerials (NBC); Winter Olympics Men's Hockey: Canada vs. Russia (CNBC); "American Idol" (FOX); "Modern Family" (ABC); "Human Target" (FOX); "Life Unexpected" (CW); "Faces of America with Henry Louis Gates, Jr." (PBS)
8:30 p.m.: "The Middle" (ABC)
9 p.m.: NBA: Lakers vs. Mavericks (ESPN); CBB: Oklahoma State vs. Texas (ESPN2); CBB: Texas A&M vs. Baylor (ESPNU); "Modern Family" (ABC); "Man vs. Wild" (Discovery)
10 p.m.: "The Real World: D.C." (MTV); "Nip/Tuck (FX)
10:30 p.m.: "MANswers" (Spike)

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Here's what's worth watching tonight:
7 p.m.: CBB: Illinois vs. Michigan (ESPN); CBB: Georgetown vs. Louisville (ESPN2); CBB: Syracuse vs. Providence (ESPN-U)
8 p.m.: "Lost" (ABC); "American Idol" (FOX); Olympics: Men's giant slalom, women's ski cross, nordic combined, women's figure skating (NBC); Olympic Hockey: Canada vs. Germany (CNBC)
9 p.m.: "Lost" (ABC); CBB: Tennessee vs. Florida (ESPN); CBB: Hofstra vs. Northeastern (ESPN-U)
10 p.m.: "Blue Mountain State" (SPIKE); "Southland" (TNT)

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