Remember last week when we gave you a list of the most heinous female sex offenders in American history (or at least as far back as they kept a record of such things)? Well, we felt it would be a bit of a tease and an insult to our readers if we didn't construct a list of sexy, or at least do-able, child-molesting teachers (culled from this master list). Now it's hard for me to point fingers or blame for any crime at an attractive woman, but in this instance especially, I am having a hell of a time trying to understand why most of these outstanding women have been charged with a crime. Is it a crime for a sexy teacher to help some young man put a 4th period boner to good use? No. Is it a crime for that same teacher to then sodomize said young boy? Actually, yes. Even when you are a hot teacher, that shit ain't cool. I guess it turns out that clergy men are not the only ones who possess the horrifying desire to stab little boys' poop. Who knew?


1. Amy Northcutt, 26
This young wife and former history teacher was arrested, along with her husband, for trying to persuade a female student to join them in a threesome. All females reading should take some notes from Mrs. Northcutt on how to keep a happy and healthy marriage because that, ladies, is what I call love. How's about for your next adventure, Amy, we have a Devil's 3-way and when he's not looking, I'll club your hubby over the head with a vase and then give your vagina the beating of its life. Sound good? Of course it does.



2. Carrie McCandless, 29
Looking at her with disheveled hair and her orange prison jumpsuit really makes my dick itch. But then when you factor in that this former teacher is the wife of the principal and that her crime was having sex with a 17-year-old male student during an overnight school camping trip, now you not only have yourself the ingredients to make a fine porno but you also have my pork sword dancing the mambo.  Keep Reading »

Most of us have had that teacher at one point in our youth who made a significant impact on our lives. The person who instilled something no other teacher could, whether they forced us to use our brains in ways we never imagined or simply became our friends; we will never forget them. But then there was the teacher who made a mark in a different way, a teacher so wonderful that we loved attending her class just so we could daydream about her embarking on a journey down statutory rape lane with us. When all the other female teachers' bodies looked dumpy and their faces resembled sun-dried tomatoes, one gem glistened.

Unfortunately for you, the list below is not dedicated to those hot teachers. Rather it is comprised of those who have faces so hideous that only a blind amputee named Mitch could love them. And for some of these, that is even a stretch.

To preface this list I would like to say that we at BroBible do not condone the actions of these women or any lewd acts conducted on or in the orifices of a minor. However, we have no problem exploiting persons who have performed said acts purely based on how extremely unattractive or attractive they are. Wow, that came out sounding rather shallow. I guess my ex-girlfriend was right when she said, "I've drank cups of coffee deeper than you."

I'm not going to bore you with what these fine gentlemanly-looking ladies did (consult this great list if you really want to know). I'll sum it up for you right now. They raped, molested, fondled, sucked, fucked, fingered or even sodomized a young boy or girl.


1. Heather Lea Burroughs, 23
WHAT IN ALL HOLY FUCK?!? I hope she was charged with murder because whoever she raped has got to be dead on the inside. If this beast raped me or accidentally sneezed in my general direction, I would gladly take my own life, no questions asked. Heather is so atrocious that the authorities refused to release the age or gender of the student who she raped. I actually think I just got diarrhea from looking at her.  Keep Reading »

Now that T.O. is taking a breather for the off season, Sean Avery is relegated to the minor leagues, and A-Rod is fresh out of Boli, we found ourselves looking for sport figures to despise. So we put together this list of the most ruthless, despicable, and down right dirty sports movie villains of all time. We hope this doesn't cause too many nasty flashbacks. Let us know if you think we left anyone out.

10. Clubber Lang -- "Rocky III"



Perhaps the best trash talker in sports movie history, Clubber Lang was a "real man" and the number one contender to Rocky's heavyweight title. Once Lang brought Adrian's name up at a press conference, the Italian Stallion couldn't back down and finally gave Clubber the shot at the title. It is hard to say if Lang had a hand in Mickey's death or not, but Rocky had to solicit the help of former rival Apollo Creed to train him. Without Clubber, we may never had those scenes of Rocky and Apollo running on the beach in tights, and for that we owe him a spot on this list.  Keep Reading »

In light of Roger Federer's rather fantastic waterworks display after losing the Australian Open last weekend, we've rounded up a list of other notable cry-fests in the athletic world. (Note: For the fact that it's a given, I've left out Dick Vermiel. Don't worry, I'm not that clueless.)

10. Poor Glen Davis. He recently realized that professional basketball just isn't the same as shooting hoops with your buddies in the backyard. At least they won't yell at you if your team's lead begins to diminish. Ease up Garnett―what, do you think you're getting paid to win? Oh wait, you are.

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