Editor's Note: We've partnered up with our friends over at The Ultimate Hatelist for a new column written by the Haters themselves. First up: The 10 stupidest things girls like.


10. Astrology
Not to be confused with astronomy or any other actual science, astrology is the belief that the relative positions of the celestial bodies can provide useful information and insight into an individual's personality and affairs. If this seems somewhat strange or illogical to you, then you are clearly not a woman. Second to only a yappy best friend, astrology is the highest scientific authority in the world of women. Women religiously read their horoscopes in highly respected scientific journals such as Cosmopolitan, Elle, and Glamour. They are generally published in the section right after "104 ways to make him notice you." These columns are written by the world's leading astrologers, also known as women about to turn 40 who are still single. It's not their fault, though. As a Pisces, her typical sexual attraction with Libras always leaves her in a relationship with a Gemini who can't commit until the moon is realigned with Mercury... and I bet she has several cats.


9. Making T-Shirts
Whenever a bunch of girls get together to do some stupid activity, they will undoubtedly have to make stupid T-shirts to go with it. Kind of like if you give a mouse a cookie. Generally, airbrushed or tie-dyed with the event, year, and hysterical nickname printed on the back, these shirts strictly adhere to the female mantra of "waste time, make crafts." Also, they may or may not include graduation dates, sorority letters, or a corny acronym made up of the first letters of all their names. However, at least these shirts do not really require any effort on my behalf other than the standard mandatory compliments, presumably about how clever the nickname Julie made up is.  Keep Reading »