We live in an age where people use fashion as a tool to express themselves and their own individuality -- which can be good or bad. You can tell certain things about a man or a woman, just based on what they are wearing. For instance; if a woman wearing a low-cut, red dress and 4-inch stiletto heals walks by me or sees me at a bar, she is most likely going to get the dick lashing of a lifetime later that night. Or, if a guy is wearing cargo pants with a dress shirt and tie to work, you can pretty much conclude that his prick's never seen the inside of anything other than his cat's ass.

For men, we are slightly more limited in our clothing choices but we can still look unique if we go about it properly. The double-edged sword we face is that in recent years, the world of fashion has given us more options than should ever be allowed, because let's face it, some guys have no clue when it comes to matching a T-shirt and shorts, let alone being well dressed or even put together in a respectable manner. There are some trends in fashion right now that could leave a clueless man looking like a complete douche bag. These trends involve repulsive clothes that should never be worn by a man, no matter the situation. Whoever determined that these five items below were "stylish," "fashionable," or "hip" is deserving of a swift and stubborn kick to their face:


T-Shirts with (not so) Clever Sayings
The truth is, champ, you don't "pre-game harder than I party," that isn't "what she said," you haven't had sex so you can't "pull-out," and you're not "Jesus' homeboy." In fact, along with the rest of us, he hates your fucking guts. Now go silkscreen that on a tee.  Keep Reading »