This New Orleans Saints Super Bowl Drinking Game has been making the rounds on both mass emails and the Internet all day, so we thought we'd post it. Anyone have a counterpart for the Colts?

1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1.
2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1.
3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1.
4. Every time the words "tragedy", "flood", or "devastation" are used, drink 1.
5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink 3.
6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5.
7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say "bringing the wood" drink for 5 seconds.
8. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say "I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman."  Keep Reading »

You don't have to be a K Street lobbyist to cash in on politics. You also don't need the genes or the liver of a Kennedy to enjoy drinking along with your politics. Tonight's State of the Union address is an opportunity to combine three vices at once -- booze, betting, and dirty, sexy politics -- without having to fly to Sin City as an elected public servant. We're pretty sure there's a depraved yet kinky State of the Union sex game out there as well, we're just not sure where we can find it (Waffles, any tips?).

Betting cash money on politics is perhaps just as tried and true an American tradition as baseball and apple pie. Today an Irish online bookmaker called "Paddy Power" announced it is offering odds on tonight's State of the Union address. Right now Paddy Power is facilitating bets ranging from the color of President Obama's tie to the length of his speech. Currently there are 50 to 1 odds on that Obama will be wearing a stars and stripes tie. There are 250 to 1 odds that the Commander-in-Chief will open up his first State of the Union with "Let's get ready to rumble." "War on terror" carries a 14 to 1 payout as the opening topic and "Health care reform" carries a safe yet somewhat lucrative purse with 4 to 1 odds. After the jump, we've posted an entire guide to State of the Union drinking games as well as the entire set of odds from Paddy Power so you can field unwieldy, real-time bets from all your friends who happen to be tuned in for tonight's action on Capital Hill.  Keep Reading »

Yesterday we presented our 'Jersey Shore' Drinking Game. This morning on Texts from Last Night, we see this entry:



Should our rules be amended at all? Too intense perhaps? Check them out again after the jump and weigh in with your two cents.  Keep Reading »

Just when you think to yourself that the world can't possibly take a turn for the worse, Obama wins the fucking Noble Prize for being able to wipe his own ass and now the New York State Liquor Authority (SLA) is seeking to basically prohibit the playing of beer pong in New York City bars. This just in, apparently playing beer pong causes people to drink excessively. Go figure.

According to Grub Street, the SLA argues that beer pong encourages people to drink without limits. Well, that makes sense because last time I was out I didn't even play beer pong but I realized my limit. Once the bouncer escorted me out for pissing on the bar, and another patron's shin, I knew it was about time to leave.  Keep Reading »

We love Beirut, Flip Cup, and Waterfalls as much as the next Bro but being restless, ADD-prone boozers, we're always looking for something new to tickle the noggin' cells while simultaneously killing brain cells. Out today from the cheeky blokes at SUCK UK are Bar Games Beer Mats. The mats (coasters in non-Brit speak) include a variety of over 30 bar-ready, handy-dandy diversions like puzzles, a dartboard, and a "spin the mat" game. Not sure if we'd be able to complete a memory challenge-on-a-coaster after a few brews, but as always, we're totally game.

It's been a long week. Many of you have had midterms, papers, bullshit work, and whatever else you got going on. Take the weekend to relax, unwind and get thoroughly wrecked. Fire up the pregame early and get down to business.

So you don't have cups and balls to play Beirut/Beer Pong or Baseball? Grab a deck of cards and play some Asshole, one of the best drinking games there is. If you've played it with different rules, then suggest them in the comments because everyone needs variety in their lives.

What you'll need:
- Deck of cards
- Beer
Choose a dealer at random for the first round, after this round the Asshole will deal and clear the cards. Deal one card at a time to everyone playing until the whole deck is passed out (pretty basic but I don't want to lose anyone yet). Nobody can look at their hand until the dealer is done.

Special Cards:
Black 3s = starter cards
2s and Red 3s = clear cards
The point of the game is to get rid of your cards before anyone else does. If you are the first person to get rid of all your cards you are dubbed the President. The next person is Vice-President, no title for people in the middle of the pack, but the last person to finish is the Asshole.  Keep Reading »

Can't believe we missed this one on "Colbert" the other night. At least the story has a silver lining: you can't get herpes playing beer pong -- only after.

The weekend is here and it's cold as dick out there. Going to the bars might be a little tough when it's this frigid so why not stay inside and get a nice buzz going? Or, if you're like me, get the night started with a few rounds of drinking games, and then, once you're good and drunk, brave the cold with no fears. But what to play? You all know 10-cup Beirut, two-cup Beer Pong, Flip Cup, and Quarters, but it's time to expand the repertoire. Each week, BroBible will bring you a new drinking game -- or feature one of our readers' own creations -- and since pitchers and catchers report in a couple weeks, we thought we'd start with Baseball.  Keep Reading »