There was lots of snow in Madison, Wisc., yesterday, so the local college kids decided to have a little fun. On one street they built "The Great Snowman Wall of Gilman" -- which promptly got destroyed by snow plows -- and on another, the biggest snowball you've ever seen. The second video is after the jump. What's the craziest thing you've ever done in the snow?  Keep Reading »

Editor's Note: This is the latest column by The Flow Disciple of 90% of Lax is in the Flow.

I've come to realize that I spend a lot of my time on here referencing our nightly prey. Girls play a vital role at this stage in our lives and they can fulfill that obligation in rather short periods of time. So, I'd hate to downplay the significance of brotherhood, or for short, bro-dom. The standard ratio of bro-to-female chilling should be somewhere around 90:10; this doesn't include co-ed parties or showers. I almost feel stupid writing it, but hanging out with girls fucking sucks anyways.  Keep Reading »

As the leaves start to turn, and it gets harder and harder to get out of bed for classes, every college bro can count on a couple of things:

1. The girls start to get uglier. I'm not sure how to explain this phenomenon. Maybe it's the multiple layers of clothing they bundle up in to walk to class, or their irrepressible fall appetites. Sorority girls eat like packs of chipmunks in the fall, getting their body fat to optimal levels before retiring for the long winter months.

2. Classes get harder. Exams start to pile up towards the end of October, and it doesn't get any easier until we all head home for winter break.

One of the most interesting/important fall traditions, however, is the inevitable visit to campus by your parents. Like a sailor sensing a storm far off on the horizon, every bro has come to fear the weekend when their parents set foot on the sacred playground of booze and beaver.

So how the hell do you prepare yourself to survive a couple of days with mom and pop scrutinizing every detail of your collegiate lifestyle? Here are a couple of do's, and some very important don'ts:  Keep Reading »

This article is for all you bros out there clinging to two last semesters of living the dream. By "living the dream" I mean being a college senior and basically doing whatever the fuck you want for all but the two hours a day when you surf the web in lecture halls.

The dream is coming to an end; it's not healthy to avoid this fact. The real question is what we bros need to do about it. Struggling to find full-time employment? Aren't we all.
Bros, the prospect of successfully venturing out into today's workforce is a daunting one. Jobs are few and far between, and you will be applying for jobs for which people with five or more years of related experience are also vying.  Keep Reading »

Let me just say it straight up. Communal showering with your fellow bros is not gay. If you think it is, you're clearly not sure or comfortable about the sexuality of you or your fellow bros. So what if you see six cocks hanging? Get over it and stop staring. They can see yours and chances are they're not impressed. In fact, showering in the some dark and grimy communal shower in the basement of your frat house or dorm is one of the least gay things you can do.

You'll find few other places on this blessed earth where bro camaraderie is any higher. The communal shower revolves around the soggy rack and the fresh tin. Whether you're sporting pouches or long cut, you're still chaying (and if you're the head that brought the fine cut... we get it, you like packing lips.) The communal shower is the ultimate haven for the bro. For some of us, it all began in boarding school. For some of you less fortunate bros, college was the first time you really experienced the communal shower on a daily basis (perhaps other than the high school lax locker room.)  Keep Reading »

For you new-to-college bros out there, I'm sure you have now realized that beating off isn't nearly as easy as it was at home. At home, I would spend about two minutes looking for a quality production and tug away most nights because well, why not? Beating your meat is one of the most satisfying things you can do with your free time. There is nothing like a good solid jopo (jerk-off-pass-out) to really get you well rested for the next day. When I first got to college, I was worried that my ability to function in society would suffer drastically without this crutch. For the first week or so, I avoided my little soldier like I wish I avoided that jungle juice on Saturday night. I'm still mad I didn't get a wet dream, because sure, they are kind of embarrassing, but wet dreams are fucking awesome when they're happening. I just couldn't take it anymore, so with some creativity, a little research, and a pair of fully loaded testes, I touched myself. Twice. Let it be said here, college is no reason to slow down your beat count. Here are some tips/ stories/ thoughts/ whatever about whacking it for a college bro.

1. Far and away the most important thing: Learn your roommate's schedule immediately. Not just his class schedule, but when he eats, when he works out, when he goes to practice, whatever. My personal favorite is waking up and knowing my roommate is in class for another 45 minutes. God gave me morning wood for a good reason, not just to make it incredibly difficult to pee. If your roomie is an athlete, then you have a few guaranteed hours to work with in the afternoons.  Keep Reading »

Last spring, I reached the culmination of five years of higher education: graduation. For most of us, this signals the beginning of the end. I don't like working, I'm not ready for marriage, and I miss walking home at 4:30 a.m. covered in beer. I know I got my money's worth out of college, subsequently meaning my parents did not, so I'm not burdened with regret. I did my best to leaving nothing on the table, there were no skirts unturned, no recruit was too young, and I personally put a glass blower's child through college. But as I look back, I grieve with jealousy.

Of course, this isn't news to anyone. College kids are fully aware of their situation, as are alumni, and it's the natural progression of life. However, I wanted to reach back and share with you an element of college I miss most, Sunday Fundays.

Most players are limited to drinking twice a week on their respective game days, sharing a keg or two with the local brothels to celebrate a hard-earned win. But Sunday Funday is our ace in the hole; still outside the 48-hour barrier, a beautiful Sunday is the universal Bat Signal for laxers. Shaking off the previous night's effort is no small task, so as you roll her out of your bed, be sure to request a glass of water.  Keep Reading »

Sexiled Tufts students run the hell away from their crazy-ass university.

UPDATE: A Tufts senior has written in with his reaction to the news. It's after the jump.

Tufts University recently released their 2009-2010 student handbook and they implemented a new rule that is so terrifying it would surely send any bro running for the hills or at least another institution of higher learning. This new regulation is a "Sex Rule" that states, "You may not engage in sexual activity while your roommate is present in the room." What!?! Are we still in America -- land of the free, home of the fuckin' brave? This totally contradicts freedom and the pursuit of happiness. Who the fuck hired the terrorist that thought this would be a good idea?

When the Boston Globe interviewed students about this new "Sexile" rule, one senior, Rick Zeckendorff spewed his disgust by saying this, "It sounded pretty ridiculous to me the first time that I heard about it, because it's unenforceable. People in those situations aren't thinking in terms of the law or school regulations." Big Dick Rick (a moniker that I chose to bestow upon him) makes himself a fine point.  Keep Reading »

In lieu of GQ taking a hot dump in the mouths of 25 schools, calling them "douchey," we here at BroBible wanted to do the exact opposite of those dickbeards and celebrate some of the best institutions of higher learning in this country. Every college or university in this great nation has something unique to offer; from the important stuff like raging parties and hot, skanky broads, to the trivial matters like education and philanthropy. So when we made our list, we decided to remove the insignificant altogether and base our selections on quality of women, party scene, presence of STDs, athletic successes, off-campus night life, and geographical location. Now would also be a good time to apologize to anyone who goes to school in Idaho, Montana, Iowa, either of the Dakotas, or any other school in a state not listed below. The fact is, your states fucking suck and you should really consider transferring and start making better decisions with your life.

In a perfect world, the male college experience would span 10 years -- that is how long it takes a man's brain to mature -- and we would get to spend each semester over the course of those years at a new school. Sure, if college lasted that long we'd probably be dead from liver disease and dickless from all the unprotected sex, but fuck it, we're renegades.

One semester is a perfect amount of time to acclimate yourself with your new city, scope out and drill an array of hot chicks, and make one hell of a reputation for yourself. Our dreamy scenario is sort of like "Van Wilder," but on steroids. Below is a list of the Top 20 schools that we would attend if we could do it all over again, one drunken, sex-filled semester at a time.

Year 1, Fall Semester: University of Texas
Sixth Street is a great area to hangout and an ideal scene for getting completely wasted. A vast majority of the females in the student body are from Texas and Texas girls like to get down and dirty. So leave your condoms, morals, and hand sanitizer at home and get ready to raw-dog an asshole or two.

Year 1, Spring Semester: Indiana
With hot chicks, crazy parties, and a world-renowned basketball program, it's no wonder that Playboy and Princeton Review has rated IU the #1 party school. Having a top business program doesn't hurt either -- if you're into that sort of thing. We're not.  Keep Reading »

As people head back to school I thought I'd hit you all with some knowledge in hopes that you will use it to crush puss like I do.

It's so simple yet so profound. Rare, yet ornate. Put some fucking art up in your room, Thomas Crown. I don't mean hang a tattered poster of the Mona Lisa next to your Lax stick. Hanging a framed print of "Drowning Girl" by Roy Lichtenstein (see above) in your dorm or one of these skateboard decks from artist Shai Dahan, will do wonders for your sex life. I guarantee it.

Why does it work?  Keep Reading »

Here are the nation's top party schools, according to Princeton Review's 2009 survey of 122,000 students. [via HuffPo]

20. Arizona State University, Tempe, Ariz.
19. Tulane University, New Orleans, La.
18. University of North Dakota, Grand Forks, N.D.
17. Sewanee: The University of the South, Sewanee, Tenn.
16. University of Tennessee, Knoxville, Tenn.
15. DePauw University, Greencastle, Ind.
14. Indiana University, Bloomington, Ind.
13. Union College, Schenectady, N.Y.
12. University of Iowa, Iowa City, Iowa
11. University of Colorado, Boulder, Colo.  Keep Reading »

The magazine ranked the schools on campus life, sports, sex, academics, and "bikini," which combined weather, guy-to-girl ratio and cheerleaders. Who's in the rest of the top 10? Find out after the jump.  Keep Reading »

You'll have to go to the jump to find out.  Keep Reading »