Do you want to read 122 texts that Tiger Woods sent to porn star mistress Joslyn James as he arranged one sexcapade after another? They include utter acts of kindness ("what would you like to eat?"; "There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful") and then, um, everything else, like these two texts: "I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap... your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat." So there's that, and also references to threesomes, golden showers, quickies, and, oh, yeah, promises to "slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy." The full transcript is after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Just when it seemed like Tiger Woods might be getting out of sex rehab, trying to patch things up with Elin, and maybe even getting back on the golf course, news surfaces that he knocked up porn star Josyln James -- twice! According to the New York Post, James tells Inside Edition in an interview tonight that both pregnancies came around the same time that Elin gave birth to she and Tiger's children. So what happened to the porn star's pregnancies?  Keep Reading »

We could care less about Mariah Carey accepting a People's Choice Award last night blasted out of her mind (is she ever not?), but if you're the type who wants to watch that hot mess blabber about in a drunken ramble, the video is after the jump. (By the way, we're not sure about the rehab thing, just a guess.)  Keep Reading »

Here's your daily Tiger update, today presented completely without comment. To the right is Tiger's "new logo" as designed by Ji Lee (via Josh Spear). To read Bill Simmons' take on Tiger, click here. And finally, what we initially thought was the most amazing story of the day is actually just a joke that's making it's way around the Internet. It concerns the perspective of Rev. Al Sharpton on the Tiger scandal. It's hilarious. Read it after the jump.  Keep Reading »

The Tiger text messages are finally beginning to leak out. First up: an occasionally jealous Tiger and Jaimee Grubbs texting about "naked bod[ies]," "blasians," "tight ass[es]," "bone thugs in harmon," "an implanted little diamond," and "putting underwear back on."

Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)
Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine ... would have liked to see you
Tiger: We will make it happen

Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)
Tiger: what kind of present your naked body
Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone
Tiger: alone with him that is
Jaimee: haha I wish  Keep Reading »

We're not sure what to make of the latest exclusive from TMZ. The site, which has been right about more or less everything so far, is reporting that Woods "was admitted to Health Central Hospital the day after Thanksgiving as an overdose. Sources connected with the hospital tell TMZ the admissions chart lists 'OD' and that he was having trouble breathing." O.K., wait right there, because now we're confused.  Keep Reading »

As a man, I am all too familiar with the temptations and agony that accompany a monogamous relationship. Sometimes we just want to thread a stranger's vagina with our needle. Why it happens I don't know, but there comes a point in a relationship when the thought of sleeping with our girlfriend (or wife) is about as enticing as getting our pubes stuck in our zipper. So we stray and stray, and then we stray some more. Like cats, we have zero allegiance, especially when it comes to one pussy.

Even though I am not famous or particularly wealthy, I can relate to why these big superstars, like Tiger Woods, can't keep their penises to themselves -- hot pussy follows money and fame; it's simple science. But what I can't understand is when they shack up with severe downgrades to the wives and girlfriends they have at home. If I had a billion dollar dick -- like Donny Fuckin' Trump -- you best believe every vagina that touched it would be attached to a stone-cold fox. Not some pig that belongs at the local petting zoo.  Keep Reading »

Alleged mistresses Holly Sampson and Cori Rist.

Here's your Monday Morning Tiger Woods update, brought to you by the good folks over at TMZ, Us Magazine, and the New York Daily News, as well as by the letter A:

• Tiger told one of his alleged mistresses (who claims a 2-year affair) that his marriage was a sham -- "It's only for publicity."
  
  
• At least nine women now claim to have had flings with Woods, including a Manhattan clubgoer (Cori Rist), porn star Holly Sampson, and a British broadcaster.
  
  
• Tiger's childhood friend, Bryon Bell, is getting married this weekend and Tiger's supposed to be his Best Man. Bell allegedly "booked and paid for a trip so alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel could secretly rendezvous with Tiger last month in Australia."
  
  More photos and girls after the jump...  Keep Reading »

Editor's Note: This is the latest installment of a new recurring column on BroBible.com by lacrosse superstar Paul Rabil. Check out Paul on the web at www.rabilslacrosse.com and www.rabilsarmy.com.

I want to preface my next few paragraphs of anger towards Tiger Woods by telling you that in no way do I tolerate or condone a man cheating on his wife and family. Not good. And yes, despite Tiger being the most prolific golfer of all time, the most recognized athlete internationally, and the highest paid athlete in endorsements ONLY ($86 million/year), this is unacceptable for any man out there, including Joe the Plumber. I feel bad for his wife and family, but am confident that Tiger will come out of this situation strong and back on the cover of Golf Digest.  Keep Reading »

We mentioned this a little bit yesterday, but according to new reports, there's a serious renegotiation of Tiger and Elin Woods' prenup in the works, and we're still trying to make sense of it all. In the original agreement, Elin would receive $20 million if the marriage lasted 10 years (they were hitched in 2004). It seems that Tiger is now offering Elin $5 million right up front and up to an additional $55 million if she stays with him for two more years. Is Tiger really trying to make the marriage work? Why not just cut straight to the inevitable divorce?  Keep Reading »

Consider this your 5:10 p.m. Tiger Woods update. First, the serious stuff: The Chicago Sun Times is filling in some details about what might happen next between Elin Woods and her husband, and although most are guessing a divorce is inevitable, that might not be the case:

Also, don't look for Woods' wife, Elin, to be moving out of the couple's Windermere, FL., mansion anytime soon. The links legend's spouse is reportedly being paid a hefty seven-figure amount -- immediately transferred into an account she alone controls -- to stick with her husband.

On top of that, my source indicated Elin Nordegren Woods, the mother of Tiger's two children, has demanded -- and is getting -- a total rewrite on the couple's prenuptial agreement making the incentives for her to remain Mrs. Tiger Woods even more enticing.

At this point, the couple needed to remain married for 10 years in order for Woods' wife to collect a splitsville settlement of $20 million. I'm being told that time frame has been shortened -- and the dollar amount increased "substantially."

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Now on to the funny stuff. The jokes being sent around via emails keep landing in our inbox, so we thought we'd throw them up on the site. We're not really editing them in any way, so we're not saying these are all zingers. But here's what's out there:

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."  Keep Reading »

Tiger Woods just released an official apology for all his "transgressions":

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.  Keep Reading »

I mean, we love Tiger Woods on the golf course and we still think that next season he'll take revenge on the world and try to sweep the majors. But it might not be as fun rooting for him. Bro is kind of a dirt bag -- he's basically fucked girls in every town with a golf course in this country, and though some might applaud his slaying abilities and say "big deal, every athlete does this," he's got a smoking hot wife and two kids at home and is supposed to be an upstanding citizen and role model in the sports community. Not cool, Tiger, not cool.

This morning's news brings us Us Weekly's bombshell about Jaimee Grubbs, the "Tool Academy" star who allegedly had an on-again, off-again 31-month affair with Woods. A voice mail from Woods on Grubbs phone is above. But apparently there are plenty more girls in Tiger's life.  Keep Reading »

This morning, Rachel Uchitel, the woman at the center of the Tiger Woods scandal, denied the whole affair to the New York Post, just as she did when the National Enquirer asked her about her relationship with Woods. Now, not only has another woman stepped forward to claim a 31-month affair -- Jaimee Grubbs, who was on VH1's "Tool Academy," go figure -- but police are expected to charge Woods this afternoon with perhaps driving under the influence. Remember, Tiger was apparently on pain killers when he crashed his Escalade into a fire hydrant and tree next to his house in Windermere, Fla. Stay tuned for updates.

UPDATE: According to the AP: The Florida Highway Patrol says it will issue Tiger Woods a careless driving citation for a car crash outside his Orlando-area mansion last week. Maj. Cindy Williams said Tuesday that will close the investigation and no criminal charges are being pursued. Woods faces a $164 fine.

More photos of Grubbs are after the jump.  Keep Reading »

We showed you one picture of alleged Tiger Woods homewrecker Rachel Uchitel in our recap earlier today, but if you want to see more photos of her, click to after the jump. We'll point out, by the way, that Uchitel first made the papers following Sept. 11, when her fiance was killed in the collapse of the South Tower of the World Trade Center. A photograph of her looking distraught wandering the streets of New York looking for her fiance appeared in publications around the world. She got married in 2004, but that didn't last long. She's been linked to various other celebrities, but she "doesn't kiss and tell." We'll also point out that Uchitel completely denies everything.  Keep Reading »