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Stenson Strips, Documentary Takes a Bite out of 'Tyson,' Covering Up that Walk of Shame

by AG | March 13, 2009 at 3:49 p.m.

Golfer Henrik Stenson decided that he just had to play his shot out of a very wet and muddy lie. So he took all his clothes off, except of course his underwear and glove. [Golf.com]

Director James Toback's documentary "Tyson" was a huge hit at Cannes and Sundance, and the trailer is finally up on Apple.com. No embed available yet, so click here to watch it. [Apple.com]

In the middle of an economic recession, the Wall Street Journal devotes front-page space to the sad tale of Swiss hippo Farasi, who may be euthanized and fed to the lions because no zoo can afford to keep him. Oh, that's the connection. Gotcha. [WSJ]

Some Bro genius came up with Walk of Shame Kit, which contains a one size fits most dress, oversized sunglasses, and flip flops. Buy one for every night of the week! [Thrillist]

[photo by Kyle Auclair/Getty Images via Golf.com]

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Have You Twittered, Sexted, or Upset a #1 Ranked Team Today?

by AG | March 12, 2009 at 6:15 p.m.

Who's more relevant? A Twittering Diddy or a blogging Kanye? [NYMag, photo via NYMag]

Teens keep texting nude photos to each other. The powers that be are still outraged, still calling this "sexting." [USA Today]

After a day of good news throughout the economy, the Dow has now gained 622 points in three days. [Yahoo Finance]

Baylor knocked off Kansas in the first round of the Big 12 conference tourney. [ESPN]

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Finally Some Good News as Stock Market, DePaul Win, and Bernie Madoff Loses

by AG | March 10, 2009 at 4:06 p.m.

Someone farted at this Medina, Ohio, City Council meeting. Can you figure out who dealt it?

Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff will plead guilty to his ~~$50 billion~~ $170.8 billion fraud and will get as many as 150 years in prison. UPDATE: Apparently Madoff might have jacked $170.8 billion from his investors, not the previously reported $50 billion.

The stock market finally got a big bump today following news that Citibank had a great quarter, the SEC might re-institute the "uptick rule" (which means you can't short a stock if the last trade was down), and that the mark-to-market policy won't be suspended, but might be changed. The Dow finished up 379 points.

DePaul, which went 0-18 this year in Big East play but still made the newly expanded conference tournament, knocked off Cincinnati today in the first round of the tourney for its first victory since late December. Keep Reading »

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