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Last week we listed the 11 worst things that a guy can do to ruin it with a girl in bed. From owning an unfortunately small battering ram to grunting like an animal, we determined that while a guy needs to stay on top of his game, there are only a few obstacles (or faults) he has to overcome. With that in mind, this week we wanted to compile a list for our female readers (yes, they do exist) of the things that they should be cognizant of, or in most cases avoid, when they are romancing our genitals.

Since guys are far more shallow when it comes to just about everything, this list could probably get to over a hundred entries, but we'll start small with 30 and let the Brommunity chime in. Remember, Bros, this is your chance to stand atop Mount BroBible and air all of your grievances towards what you hate seeing out of women in bed. Please do so liberally and take no prisoners.

1. Our sobriety and your newfound ugliness. Inebriated judgment on our part is not your fault but it is certainly still a huge strike against you. Consider reconstructive surgery.

2. Facial hair. We get it, your Italian, but for Christ's sake you shouldn't be a frontrunner in the Mustache March competition. Spend a few extra bucks a month on waxing so you can look a little more like a lady and a little less like an ape.  Keep Reading »

to all of you wanna-be bros, stop with the horseshit. If you are a bro, then then all of your decisions on what is, and what isn't bro should come naturally. we dont need to tell you that being a bro is synonymous with...  Keep Reading »

Editor's Note: It's not every day that one of our female readers posts in the Brommunity -- and a list of tips to turning her on, no less. So we're certifying it.

1. Pick us up and toss us around, show us whose boss
2. Give us a little surprise, blind fold us once in a while
3. Rip our clothes off, be hasty
4. Tease us, if we want to kiss, pull away
5. When were on top, throw us around and flip us over; take control  Keep Reading »

There are many people that could take the title as the "Most Unbro Man" but i found one man who was the most unbro of them all. While me and my friend were sitting board as hell in History class listening to our teacher...  Keep Reading »

Alright Bros, I'm in need of some serious help. I'm in my sophomore year at BU. I play club lax, I love to pound brews with my boys, and I love gettin big in the weight room. I rock my sperry's, lax pinney's and...  Keep Reading »

My fellow bros, It has come to my attention that the majority of "bros" on this site are of the assumption that every institution of higher learning is chock full of fine slampieces (i.e. 10s and 9s). For many...  Keep Reading »

Bros: There is this girl I've seen around campus... ...blonde hair, nice tits, nice ass, in the best sorority ...check, check, check and check. All the things that pinpoint a respectable fuck that will definitely...  Keep Reading »

So I recently met up with some old highschool buddies and we were talking about the good ol'days and this story in particular so I thought I'd share. Like many, I started drinking in my highschool days slowly but...  Keep Reading »

The City of New York just released the five finalist designs for the new New York City-branded Lifestyle condoms. The winning design won't replace the previous Subway letters-inspired iterations, but supplement it. We're partial to the top hat ourselves. Sort of a nod to the current early-20th century nostalgia craze sweeping the city. All five finalists are after the jump. Cast your vote in the comments...  Keep Reading »

Like most of you out there, I have no problem getting laid. And, if I happen to hit a cold streak, I'll either wait it out by whacking off to porn or I'll call up some go-to-ass that I have stored on my cell phone under names like "Fuck my pussy," "Artsy Bush," and "Roberta Flack." Sadly, some guys -- lonesome losers mainly -- never get any ass. Probably because they spend all their free time playing World of Warcraft, being incredibly introverted, and eating their own snot. But now, thanks to Douglas Hines and his new sex robot, Roxxxy (both pictured above) there is some hope -- if we can call it that -- for the perpetual virgins of this world.  Keep Reading »

International safe sex-promoting, AIDS-prevention groups put together some pretty fantastic advertisements and the latest to hit the web is one of the best we've seen. This is bathroom graffiti at its finest -- and safest. The hilarious video is after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Choose the most bro-quote you can think of and share it with the rest of the brommunity.  Keep Reading »

Got this email forwarded to me, one of the most absurd letters I've ever read... Dear Terri, I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore....  Keep Reading »

When most of us are dicking down a fine-looking lady -- one who probably isn't fine looking in daylight or in a state of sobriety -- we generally aim to please her. Not because we care about her or want her to share in our orgasmic enjoyment but because we take pleasure in the ego boost that goes along with turning a girl's box into a sopping wet rain forest and partially because no one wants a bad rap for being a shitty lay. So that is why most of us always try to hit the G-spot -- an alleged point of sheer bliss located within women's junk region near her pubic bone and around the corner from her cervical hood. But does the G-spot really exist?  Keep Reading »

Junior year of college, three muffs were getting ready to move into an apartment together for senior year. This apartment was a three-bedroom stunner (read: dilapidated campus housing) that was configured so that two of the bedrooms were smaller and shared a bathroom, while the master bedroom was huge and had its own private bathroom to be enjoyed at will by the lucky master bedroom occupant.

The three muffs wondered how to fairly assign bedrooms -- what could possibly merit a large bedroom and private bathroom? We pondered several options, all of them ultimately too lame to work (like GPA, rock paper scissors, etc.). Finally, we determined the best way to decide who got the big bedroom was to have a contest that actually demonstrated who would make the best use of it: a hook-up contest. We drew up rules, assigned point values, and away we went for junior year, putting our single, college-has-no-consequences, doing-some-random-pledge-in-the-laundry-room-of-a-frat-section-suddenly-has-meaning behavior to good actual use (author's note: that last move was for the win).

This story became nothing more than an amusing college anecdote until this year when fall came around and, per usual, all of the muffs' male friends disappeared into what we like to call the fantasy sports black hole. Then suddenly it occurred to us that the rules of some of these fantasy football leagues were sort of similar to our hook-up contest. At which point we wondered, 'Why the hell couldn't you make a fantasy hook-up league?' Who doesn't need a little more fantasy "sports" in their lives, right?  Keep Reading »