As the leaves start to turn, and it gets harder and harder to get out of bed for classes, every college bro can count on a couple of things:

1. The girls start to get uglier. I'm not sure how to explain this phenomenon. Maybe it's the multiple layers of clothing they bundle up in to walk to class, or their irrepressible fall appetites. Sorority girls eat like packs of chipmunks in the fall, getting their body fat to optimal levels before retiring for the long winter months.

2. Classes get harder. Exams start to pile up towards the end of October, and it doesn't get any easier until we all head home for winter break.

One of the most interesting/important fall traditions, however, is the inevitable visit to campus by your parents. Like a sailor sensing a storm far off on the horizon, every bro has come to fear the weekend when their parents set foot on the sacred playground of booze and beaver.

So how the hell do you prepare yourself to survive a couple of days with mom and pop scrutinizing every detail of your collegiate lifestyle? Here are a couple of do's, and some very important don'ts:  Keep Reading »

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