BroBible Buzz Archive

Not Quite Hitting Her G-Spot During Sex? 'GThrust' Promises 'GRush' in Bed

by AG | October 24, 2009 at 5:23 p.m.


Yesterday, Waffles answered a question from a Bro with a girl who wanted him to choke her during sex. We wonder what she would think about using the GThrust, which, as Copyranter pointed out, is a "fucking swing set seat attached to their feet. It's supposed to help you both position yourselves better in the missionary position so that you more consistently hit her g-spot. Works for doggy-style, too, apparently.
Views: 725 Category: GIRLS Rating: (All-In) 0 comments

Someone Tell This Yalie She's Allowed to Fake an Orgasm

by kammeo | April 13, 2009 at 5:47 p.m.
Having an orgasm is like taking a trip to Baskin Robins. As soon as I open the thick glass doors, the familiar scent causes my pulse to race and the hair on my arms to stand erect. Rows of creamy flavors tempt me from their glass casing. And even though there are 31 combinations to tickle each of my senses, ultimately I indulge in only one, maybe two. But the appeal is in knowing that I could have all 31 if I so desired. That is kind of how I feel about orgasms. As a woman, I have the ability to experience multiple orgasms, but at the end of the day, I am happy with just one, maybe two. And sometimes for whatever reason, the flavor I order or the position I try is good, yet it does not completely satisfy my sweet tooth. I then have two options. I can take out my frustration on the helpless salesperson/guy I'm sleeping with or I can act like a big girl and happily lick my cone/fake an orgasm. Because really, when all is said and done, it's still good, it's still ice cream. Why cause unnecessary drama?

But it seems my logic has caused a little controversy. Apparently, my story about how to tell when a girl is faking an orgasm even made one poor Yale student cry... a little. Chin up sweetie, faking orgasms is like donating old clothes to the needy: It's supposed to make you feel good afterwards. Especially when the charitable act is done by your own free will, rather than your Mom demanding you clean out the closet out of your old room to make space for her crap. For most women, sex does not always lead to an orgasm. Not only do we require a combination of clitoral stimulation and penetration to achieve the Big O, but sometimes even that doesn't do the trick -- and (gasp!) it is not the guy's fault. Sometimes a woman's emotional state of mind can impact her ability to orgasm. Being tired, stressed, or even having a fat day, can make us feel completely unsexy and impair our ability to come.  Keep Reading »
Views: 924 Category: GIRLS Rating: (Unrated) 0 comments

Give That Girl an Oscar! How to Tell When She's Faking It

by kammeo | February 24, 2009 at 12:47 p.m.
I would never carry a fake purse. I would never wear fake nails. Yet, I have no qualms about faking an orgasm. And apparently, I'm not alone. Over 70 percent of women admit to faking orgasms according to various studies. But it seems, that we're not the only ones acting. According to The Orgasm Survey by economist Hugo Mialon, nearly 24 percent -- one in four men -- also take part in such bedroom theatrics.

As far as the ladies, rest assured Bros, it might not be you or your technique that is to blame for our lack of response. (Although this story claims that the wealthier you are, the more orgasms you can give your girl.) Roughly only 25 percent of women can achieve The Big O through intercourse alone. So why does she go through the trouble of reenacting the diner scene from "When Harry Met Sally"? The answer is rather surprising... she likes you.

Here's the thing Bros: women will not fake it for just anyone. If we did not care about you, we would not waste the time or energy. If we did not want a repeat performance, we would not stroke your ego and let you think that your maneuvers left us trembling. Because honestly, if I really didn't care about you, I'd say, "This isn't working for me" and draw you a diagram of the female clitoris. But, if I like you, I'll pull out all the stops and create an orgasmic sexcapade that would make Kevin Smith blush.

Our motives aside, the question still remains: can you tell? To distinguish the faux from the "fuck yeah," use the following markers as a guideline:  Keep Reading »
Views: 7962 Category: GIRLS Rating: (All-In) 1 comment

What Turns a Woman On? New Study Says, 'Everything.'

by Hello Miss Lady | February 11, 2009 at 3:30 p.m.


This is part three of a week-long series of Bro-worthy advice in anticipation of that most dreaded of holidays: Valentine's Day. Part one: the perfect hook-up playlists; part two: adrenaline-fueled dates.

A scientist in Canada is claiming that women are even more pervy than men, and she has the stats to back it up. Her new study, among others, was discussed in a recent lengthy New York Times piece aimed at shedding a little light on what turns a woman on. To prove her theory, she showed a group of coeds a series of arousing images. There was straight sex, gay sex, and monkey sex (yes, monkey sex). The participants' arousal was measured in two ways: they reported their level of arousal on a keyboard, and also had sensors in their, ahem, happy places. The results from this and other studies provide a little more insight into what women want, bedroom-wise.

So, before you head in to this weekend's love-hate holiday, here's a bit of information to aid your journey:  Keep Reading »
Views: 1092 Category: GIRLS Rating: (Unrated) 0 comments

Rehab Advertisements on The Front Page

Pre-Workout Supplement

Kid Cudi Tour

St. Pattys day party ideas?

Long, accusational banter

Weekly Newsletter

BROBIBLE BABES