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What the Hell is Lil' Wayne Talking About? A New Website Tries to Explain

by AG | March 25, 2009 at 12:33 p.m.

We've got another new website to share today. This one probably won't go stale as fast the earlier peep one: Understand Rap. It's a lot like "Snacks and Shit," which we told you about a few weeks ago. Here are a few of our favorite entries from Understand Rap:

Lyrics: "I make it rain on them hoes."
Explanation: I spend extravagantly on the many girls with whom I party.

Lyrics: "twankies with them hundred spokes"
Explanation: Twenty inch Dayton rims - twankies/twinkies refers to "20s", or the inches of the rims, 100 spokes are a variety of Dayton rims, which are spoked as opposed to magged. Keep Reading »

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The Most Ridiculous Lyrics in Rap, Explained!

by AG | March 5, 2009 at 9:51 a.m.

We've recently become obsessed with the two-month old website Snacks and Shit, and had to pass along the link to all you rap fans out there. The gimmick? The two writers pick the most insane rap lyrics out there and explain why they're so ridiculous. The website name comes from this Jay-Z line from "Hey Papi": "No room service just snacks and shit." The writers' interpretation: "Honestly, this sounds more like something my dad would say. 'Remember, no ordering room service. It's too expensive. Plus, I brought snacks.' " A few more examples:

The Quote: "Homey, I'm the President, Governor, and Mayor." -- Mims, "Move (If You Wanna)"
The Response: No, you're not... this is physically impossible. One more thing: this song is called Move (If You Wanna). Make up your mind if you're going to be a dick or if you're going to be polite.
Filed Under: too many jobs/passive-aggressive Keep Reading »

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