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Give That Girl an Oscar! How to Tell When She's Faking It

by kammeo | February 24, 2009 at 12:47 p.m.
I would never carry a fake purse. I would never wear fake nails. Yet, I have no qualms about faking an orgasm. And apparently, I'm not alone. Over 70 percent of women admit to faking orgasms according to various studies. But it seems, that we're not the only ones acting. According to The Orgasm Survey by economist Hugo Mialon, nearly 24 percent -- one in four men -- also take part in such bedroom theatrics.

As far as the ladies, rest assured Bros, it might not be you or your technique that is to blame for our lack of response. (Although this story claims that the wealthier you are, the more orgasms you can give your girl.) Roughly only 25 percent of women can achieve The Big O through intercourse alone. So why does she go through the trouble of reenacting the diner scene from "When Harry Met Sally"? The answer is rather surprising... she likes you.

Here's the thing Bros: women will not fake it for just anyone. If we did not care about you, we would not waste the time or energy. If we did not want a repeat performance, we would not stroke your ego and let you think that your maneuvers left us trembling. Because honestly, if I really didn't care about you, I'd say, "This isn't working for me" and draw you a diagram of the female clitoris. But, if I like you, I'll pull out all the stops and create an orgasmic sexcapade that would make Kevin Smith blush.

Our motives aside, the question still remains: can you tell? To distinguish the faux from the "fuck yeah," use the following markers as a guideline:  Keep Reading »
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